Tfw writing a monumental work which will change the future as we know it

>tfw writing a monumental work which will change the future as we know it

What's it about? Post a passage?

Just you wait, my brother. I know you don't believe me, but it will be the defining moment of our time.

Are you finally going redpill all the libcucks?

same here dude

maybe when we both publish our monumental works we can meet like leibniz and spinoza or goethe and napoleon

Yes.

I would like that very much. Goethe and Napoleon's meeting is a personal favourite of mine.

>the future as we know it

Has there ever been a famous author who actually said this about their own work? Generally arrogance is only found in the unintelligent

POST A FUCKING PASSAGE, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE RELEASE, I NEED TO BE ENLIGHTENED

who else /delusions of grandeur/ here

Shakespeare was the last person to know such a feel, and only because of his work's impact on language.

I'd confidently argue that no artist will ever know this feel again.

>the future as we know it

>which will change the future as we know it
I actually love this board

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but they're just a way to hide my terrible fear about my insufficiency as a person

Shakespeare is a cuck in the face of Tolstoy.

Don't worry. I'll post a free PDF here including an opportunity to purchase a Print edition when the time is ripe!

Am I a certified bad read if I didn't pick up on this?

No, you might just be brainlessly scrolling down Veeky Forums, so you're excused

>live in 2017
>write lots of plays with made up words
>people just assume you're a retard and ironic teenagers on the internet start mocking you as soon as you get famous

It's time to write hip hop lyrics, my friend.

How did Tolstoy change the future?

>The greatest language artist with the richest poetry of all recorded human history and managed to create dozens of immortal characters is inferior to a guy who wrote christfag allegories of mouthbreather simplicity and painfully didactic historical novels about how much he autistically disliked Napoleon

Please lad, enough.

Is this what ameritards and britfags really think?

Do they really think that Shakespeare is relevant outside of the UK?

You typed that reply ;).

>tfw you have genius ideas but too lazy to write
Should I feel bad for not fulfilling my duty of illuminating the mankind and leading it from the cave of ignorance? I have quite the backlog of books to read and videogames to play, so I'm not sure when I could get the time to compose my magnum opus

...

I am neither. Shakespeare still shits all over Tolstoy and his shitty self-righteous drool.

this is the book that will really change your life

harlan ellison said it about every damn thing he ever wrote, including shitty juvenilia from when he was fifteen.

Monumental work? so, 500 words?

list any three of your genius ideas, and i can guarantee someone else already thought them and wrote them, probably as far back as Athenian Greece.

> what if... mirrors aren't real because our eyes aren't real? WHOOAH

self promotion general? I'm gonna be studied before i die.

1/2

>tfw writing a book about a shitty mage that sells holy water to peasants that isn't even holy

Could be interesting...

>going to read the most redpilled monument of literature of all time
>will alter the future as we know it
>free pdf copy right here on Veeky Forums

so hyped right now, i have no future anyways. work hard dream big op

Same OP

It's not.

>being studied pre-mortem

Wat?

Is it your diary, desu?

i really, really like this.

The Pardoner

yeah by the FBI... you're a fucking whacko kid.

>name one genius dat aint crazy
t. Kanye Aquinas

just realized i probably like it so much because i'm autistic (literally)
God Damn God Damn
anyway
i really like it still

orrrr It's a really good (although strange) piece of literature

2/2

If it kept this consistent ""quality"" I would buy this like all my other incomprehensible pomo

So this is how skitzos write

I had a close call, but I'm much better now (i still process info a little wonky)

this is great user. I enjoyed it

>I'm gonna be studied before i die.

Get help user!

look man. i'm still practicing my gorilla marketing

I unironically enjoy this.

I would actually like to be the greatest writer of this century, if not this entire era. When "this era" began and when it will end is debatable, but I'd like to tower over it in the minds of later scholar.

this is cool. do you have a website? care to talk poetics with an aspiring critic?

fuck, wrong image

this is unironically brilliant

>the future
>as we know it
OP is a master shitposter

Damn... Really hoops my doos

Holy....Really made me think....

>tfw halfway finished with a novel that will never be published

I don't have a website. I'm always willing to discuss poetics.

that Herodotus couplet is unironically genius

Is this the pinnacle of pomo?

Are you me?

You are planning on titling the poem that comes after this; Were.

right?

Can you explain it, or do I have to read 100 texts to rigamarole my way up that tower towards you and that sphere of understanding?

Literature no longer has the power to change the world.

I'm not interested in continuing it, but I may tweak parts.

idk man

my mid-word shit? yeah I'm pretty proud

You better hurry up because once I release my work, yours will disappear in nothingness