I'll have a water, no ice, no cup

>I'll have a water, no ice, no cup

>bottle

Beer, neat, with a lemon twist.

When did this start?

right around 24 hours ago judging from the thread in question

>Excellent choice, sir. And will you be sipping today?

>Yes. I'll have a water with lemon. No ice, no water

>a water

Blast him with piss

>I'll have a venti iced non-espresso americano

concentrated lemon powder

very large instant coffee with ice cubes in it

I finally just wiki'd it. This is a warm beer with a twisted piece of lemon rind in the glass

why? I don't drink but a non-cold beer HAS to be exactly like drinking piss. It HAS to be

>venti
>italian word for 20
>as in 20oz
>italy uses the metric system so it would be a 600ml
>corporate hipster bullshit strikes again

>cup
He means glass I assume.

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I usually have my waiter pour it into my mouth.

>cup
Unless you're ordering from the children's menu, you get a glass. Just how young are you?

this pisses me off on so many levels

>Two chilliburgers with no chilli
>A cheese double cheeseburger with no cheese and no cheese sauce.

I broke my friends minds ordering these from checkers.

Good beer is good at ambient temperature.

Beer, neat, with a lemon twist.