Alright Veeky Forums let's settle this

>By the way I don't even eat hot dogs but I still have an opinion about it.

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You hit dogs? That's animal cruelty.

It's not like I never had them before. I just no longer currently eat them.

When I lived in Florida I had boars head hot dogs. I'd eat those up to this day. That's real deal flavor town ma boy.

Definitely hot.
As far as topping go i love the classics
>chicago dog
>sauerkraut, onion, spicy brown mustard.
>coney dog
I made up a really neat dog if anyone wants to try it. Idk what to call it, I was thinking Green Hornet, like the old tv show.
>pickled jalapeños
>red onion
>el yucateco green hot sauce
>cilantro
>cojita cheese
>avacado
>maybe a drizzle of sour cream if you felt fancy

>small whiteboi hot dog
>not luscious BWC bratwurst
>not braising it on the stove in a can of miller high life
>tfw no sauerkraut
>tfw no sriracha dijonnaise
>tfw no shredded cheddar
>tfw no fixins

This is why people guilt whites...

Fuck yeah man florida is so fucking based god damn i love florida woo hoo yeah

What kind of nonsense is this? kys

>wisconsin fag
>Sausage is so garbage they have to boil the falvor out and make sure it's fully cooked through before they burn the shit out of it on a grill.
>vomits sriracha on everything
>having cheddar on top of, not inside the brat
>fixins
you're the worst

Hot, with only the essentials; Ketchup, American Cheese (fuck you, it's on a hotdog so who cares), and some good ol' southwest ranch dip.

>ketchup
>american cheese
>ranch
I'm not saying these things aren't delicious, but y on a hot dog? Like it wouldn't taste bad or anything, it's just sugar and salt. It's like ranch on pizza, like yeah ranch is good so it's gonna taste good, but it's just going to cover up the pizza taste. I guess to each their own.
Just curious have you tried a chicago dog? Or a dog with some really good kraut?

Do you actually I think I care?

Hot. Who the fuck eats cold hot dogs?

Dijon mustard, pickle, peppers, tomato, and Cajun seasoning.

I'm happy that shit is not going to waste

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This makes me happy. Our food is so delicious, we can eat the worst parts and it still tastes better than a leaf.
Meanwhile, if your spinach gets moist you have to throw it out.

Hot. Boiled and finished in a frying pan or on a grill.
Toasted potato bun.
Raw onions.
Pickle relish.
Brown mustard.

>no mention of Sahlens

Step aside, THE superior hot dog (and deli meat) coming through

Where's my WNY nibbas at

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I used to eat these cold Lunchables All Star Hot Dogs

I sometimes wonder, were they special hot dogs, or normal hot dogs just cold? Because I always ate these, but never eat other cold hot dogs

i like to call it Bink slime

Forgot pic

you were sold garbage with pretty pictures

Sounds good to me.

I'll have a brat or polish sausage because I am not a child

I like to crack open a jar of cold dogs from my fridge after a hard day.

Sounds good user

If this is supposed to be gross or upsetting why does it look like bubblegum?

>wasting animal parts when they can be eaten

I think if you eat a hotdog cold you actually go to hell so :/

Literally illegal to sell pink slime without labeling it as pink slime. Even then since 2004 it was banned in the US.

hot, fried
onions and brown mustard usually, buns also toasted

boars head is literally made in the same factory as deans foods ballpark franks, with the same mix, just put into natural casing.

you are a retard who thinks boars head tastes better when it's literally a ballpark hotdog.

lmfao

NCfag here

this is a sacred recipe i can only make once every so often because the ingredients are so hard to get around here

in order:
>the bottom bun is the bottom of one of those black buns from Burger King (if I can't find any I'll make my own)
>next up is a tablespoon of mayo. don't spread it around. just a dollop.
>mix together a combination of pulverized weißwurst (hot) and raw, minced rainbow trout
>put the mix in the form of a patty about 1-inch thick on the dollop
>sweet relish on top of that. you can spread it, but for authenticity i suggest you just dollop it.
>the precum from a ketchup squeeze
>guacamole dorioto (just one)
>top bun, being a King's Hawaiian top bun

grill that shit on a charcoal grill until medium rare, then do the following:

>wrap in a tamale husk
>pour 4 cups of a 3:1 combination of PBR and Lunchables nacho cheese sauce on top
>top with Kraft Bacon Bits
>also top with dried chives

i haven't come up with a name for it yet, but it's definitely worth indulging in every so often

this is nigger retard shit. EVERYTHING you do just makes it taste WORSE.

>this is me giving a fuck

which one is you

>cold hot dogs
Just fuck my shit up

>he's never slaughtered a pig and made his own cuts and own sausages
it sounds like you'd throw all that shit away you cunt

makes it look like mustard beer instead of beer mustard

>hot
>with buns and whatever other shit I have on-hand to dress it up

>cold
>by themselves, often swallowed whole

>by themselves, often swallowed whole
lewd

Hot dogs, nice and cold

I don't mind a good kraut dog but the best is what's called all the way in my region. It's as simple as mustard, slaw and chili.

hell yeah nigga.
Sahlen's or Zweigle's are the only choices in WNY

>all the way
>not actually going all the way with it

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I prefer grilled brats in a nice split roll (some french bread would be even better).

>Native Americans and how they let no part of the animal go to waste
I'm sure they didn't waste anything when food was scarce, but apparently sometimes they would go hunt buffalo and only eat the tongues, they'd just leave the rest of the carcass.

Agreed

Not bad

We aren't wasteful. Much like the native americans we use all parts of the hotdog.

>PUTTIN KETCHUP ON DOGS IS FOR RETARDS
>MUSTARD, TOMATO, PICKLE, AND JALAPEÑOS ARE ACCEPTABLE
>LETTUCE IS RISKY, CRAUT IS BETTER

chicago dogs taste like shit

You're fucking retarded.

>putting salad on a hotdog
I am posting this just to spite you

wrong.

meme hotdogs are for retards.

just cook the fucking hotdog and eat it on a piece of bread. with nothing, almost as if you weren't a faggot.

I like them grilled. Topped with grilled onions and a coarse brown mustard, or just ketchup and yellow mustard if I'm feeling really lazy.

>windpipe

tfw liberals are retarded

>I like them grilled. Topped with grilled onions and a coarse brown mustard
sounds nice

>cooking out with parents for 4th of july
>brought some Heinkel hog casing wieners
>says 100% pork on the front, ingredients listed "pork, pork heart"
>father flips out and says he doesnt want to eat pork heart
>doesnt give a fuck and I plead my case that there is all sorts of innards and things in all hot dogs
>proceeds to eat Ballparks and Nathans despite being much cheaper and lower quality hot dogs.

Also
I dont mind cooked hot dogs cold, but I cant eat them cold out of the package.

your dad sounds like a boomer cuck faggot

It says "salt" like it's supposed to disgust the average American.

boomers think salt is evil

It pretty much is, there is copious amounts of it in processed or packaged food.
The heart health craze of the last 15 years didnt come out of nowhere, it came from large numbers of heart ailments killing people in their 30s dating back to the 1960s.

that is from sugar and the wrong kind of fat
scientificamerican.com/article/its-time-to-end-the-war-on-salt/

Did you even read the article?
It just goes on saying that peer reviewed trials contradict each other.
It says nothing about sugar and fat, and its basically railing bureaucracy because its hard to get conclusive results out of healthy people.

Cardiologists dont restrict sodium from heart patients for no reason.

American hot dogs: hot

German wieners that resemble skinny American hot dogs: cold.

Hot dog wrapped in bacon with potato salad, raw onion, chili ketchup, and spicy mustard.

>liver and kidneys ever being listed as something bad
What in the blue fuck?

I thought that was the rich settlers coming off the train, and was how Buffalo nearly went extinct

I think dill relish is better than sweet relish on hot dogs.

>Tongue
>Cheek
>Liver
>Tail
>Bones
>Blood

But those are the best parts lol

Kek, I was just about to say that, I would eat most of that list on it's own, adding hearts, intestines, kidneys and fat too. Eating only muscles is kid's-palette tier.

You're just buying the wrong brand, goy.

this

>Hot or cold Hot Dogs?
>Hot or cold Hot
>cold Hot

>reads The Jungle once

absolutely nothing in this list is bad

Never heard of a chilly dog?

damn, I have never wanted a hot dog like this
(i dont hate them they are just not my first choice)

>David Avocado Wolfe
I fucking hate that smug fuck. Every bitch on facebook shares his shit and I finally looked up who the fuck he was. Fuck that guy.

Superior version

put those hotdogs inside your asshole you faggot

I like my hot dogs plane jane and with a snap

is this that 'reddit spacing' I always hear about?

Hot
Thicc fuckin' all beef frank
Chili
Queso
Chopped onions
Sour cream
Toasted bun

's how we do it down in Texas, faggot.

>Live in Texas
>Put a ton of faggoty shit on a hot dog
>Call other faggots

literally what in there am I meant to not be enjoying