>tfw read audiobooks for a living

Memorising vital information and helping out the blind.

Why aren't you doing this Veeky Forums?

my voice sucks

Does it pay? Sounds perfect desu.

>expects to read classics and philosophy
>has to read genre trash and feminist lit instead
>it doesn't stop
Enjoy.

there's constantly a dick in my mouth

"vital"

you mean trivia

>tfw you have a wimpy beta voice

Why would you read an audiobook, isn't the point that you can just listen to them?

It pays big league.

I have memorised all of Plato's dialogues thanks to this career!

Trolling?

>being a Service Dog for (((the blind)))

strange post

I've done some work in the past where I had to read things for hours at a time, and I was good at it. How do I get into this racket?

Send recordings of yourself reading Public Domain books to popular Audiobook companies.

I have real skills.

Stay mad wagie

>Not changing your voice

How?

Tell me NOW

add some frog to it

Sort yourself out

Speak from your throat and not your nose

cigarets and whiskey

Holy Shit

Who the fuck speaks from their nose?

>t. mindblown voicelet