David Foster Wallace

David Foster Wallace

Why do you think his parents called him David?

Metal Gear Solid

They foresaw that he would one day face off against the Goliath of memedom

and?

Pynchon?

"David Foster Wallace" is actually an Ivory Coast native called DeVon Fostrell Willis. He has been whitewashed by the literary establishment for years in order to keep the black man down.

how much do you think he weighed

realistically

finish your thought OP
use your words

is gay

185 pounds

So you didn't want to banepost?

Good good American writer

Do you think I might be right?

Are you implying that you weigh less than 185?

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Fuck off. That's his slave name. It's Darai Folami Wallabimbae

80 kilograms

>tfw I go to the barber shop and hand them a picture of DFW

Which one?

>9208501

some of the time they go "whoa I know that guy! good choice."

had no idea barbering was such a patrician profession

All posters ITT are girls.

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