David Foster Wallace
David Foster Wallace
Why do you think his parents called him David?
Metal Gear Solid
They foresaw that he would one day face off against the Goliath of memedom
and?
Pynchon?
"David Foster Wallace" is actually an Ivory Coast native called DeVon Fostrell Willis. He has been whitewashed by the literary establishment for years in order to keep the black man down.
how much do you think he weighed
realistically
finish your thought OP
use your words
is gay
185 pounds
So you didn't want to banepost?
Good good American writer
Do you think I might be right?
Are you implying that you weigh less than 185?
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Fuck off. That's his slave name. It's Darai Folami Wallabimbae
80 kilograms
>tfw I go to the barber shop and hand them a picture of DFW
Which one?
>9208501
some of the time they go "whoa I know that guy! good choice."
had no idea barbering was such a patrician profession
All posters ITT are girls.
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