Haven't seen an old-fashioned food porn thread for a while. Leading with a classic

I don't like the crisp edge as much as the fluffy center, and if it's too crisp I'll just cut it off.

Do you also cut off the crusts when you make your PB&Js?

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Should I go get In N Out right now? I live down the street from the original In N Out and they got a long line at any given hour.

Nah, that crust actually has a pleasant texture.

get me a 3 by 5 homie and a 50 / 50 vanilla and choc

They don't do more than 4 of either meat or cheese at most locations these days. Some places don't give a shit as long as you're not asking for something ridiculous like a 10x10

Swear to fuck if I just got banned

Nah get some taco shop

All the good taco places close at 11

Looks like you didn't?

lost

Got a 3 by 5 a week ago. They are too busy to give a fuck.

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I always thought the full English breakfast was like some decadent thing, like some dish that royalty once ordered when hungover and later named or something, a dish that someone may fry up once in a while as a treat.

But my friend has family in England, and they don't fuck around. They seriously eat this shit nearly every goddamn morning. Then tea with sandwiches/biscuits/pasties. Then lunch. Then another "tea". Then Dinner. Then dessert. Then an after-dinner "tea".

You'd swear between all the eating and cooking that they wouldn't have time for anything, but somehow time affects the English differently than North Americans.

NSFW

i want it

White and dark meat chicken roulade wrapped in bacon with a seared kale salad and a three cheese polenta with a 12 year aged balsamic drizzle

>You salivate, you lose

Your mind salivates knowing its something savory not because its delicious or good that is a misconception

Having tried some stuff posted here so i know its salty foods
so yeah
Honestly some stuff i wont want to eat again

I'm down with most of the things here, even the hipster bagels with burnt shit on them

But fuck cucumber. Seriously

>You salivate, you lose.
I'm fat, so I lost immediately.
However, I'm fat so I'm going to continue looking at food pictures.

White poeple SUCK
IMAGINE THE FOOD FOR THIS CHILD
Americans all grow up like this if not in this clear a fashion but still grow up in the most godawful way, just look at the threads here daily
I try to keep hope alive but these lousy hipsters trash that too, vegans dont help, and fitizens only want to know how to change the flavor to chicken breast
Where is this board going to be in a year or five

that is extremely unusual in england dude

it's usually a sunday thing

>Then tea with sandwiches/biscuits/pasties

KEK. tea with pasties?

I'm guessing he meant pastries

lost at second pic

You'll have it pretty rarely. Maybe on a Sunday as poster above said. Your friend who has family in England is either a liar, or you are, or they are, or they're the British royal family.

Colon cancer on a platter.

>Not opening with a steak bake

is that a cream pie?

Struggling to read the file name are you, fuckwit?

Classic meat pie. Fuck I love these things

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Your pic is proof that North Carolina BBQ truly is the worst.

Best thread

>onion bagels
>hipster burnt shit
>fuck cucumbers
Do you live in a trailer?

Fuuuuuuuck dick hard

All my local bakeries have been bought out by chinks and the meat pie quality has plummeted.

These bad boys are still awesome though. Unbelievably good for a frozen pie and honestly a hundred times better than the best local bakery pie. Although it's a sad day when frozen beat out fresh.

Just keeping it going.

ew

Food scat porn

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is this beautiful enough?

No. In-n-Out isn't really worth the wait.

>guaranteed replies.jpg

Have a (you)

Both of your pics make me wanna vomit.

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that avocado does not look ripe

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delete this

Like snow flurries on freshly plowed ground. Almost lost.

>sticker still on the kiwi

>doesn't know class

fucking child

terrible

Am I the only one who keeps a massive folder of food porn?

rip pigger

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>ctrl+f "reddit"
>0 results

this board is dead

baltimore-stlye sour beef and dumplings. My grandma used to make it for my family all the time

Sick

Lost

>I live down the street from the original In N Out
triangulating ur position as we speak

Lost to these.

time to kill yourself

honestly lost to this, those tomatoes made my mouth so wet. i wonder how you prepare tomatoes like that.

nigga whats up with those tomatoes lmao

kill yourself

OIL

NICE AND COLD

Fuck off, retard.

rude

haha who else wants a burger after seeing this? haha

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nu-male detected

its to add flavor

>that shitty bun
bread shouldnt bounce back like a sponge
also, i hope they ground that beef themselves or its an impossible burger

The lamb and rosemary ones are pretty good too, for frozen.

You wouldn't think wrapping meat and gravy in pastry would be that difficult, but most of the bakeries near me manage to fuck it up somehow. Nothing but banh mi for miles

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Look at it this way.

Us Burgers don't have these things at all. You'd have thought they'd have caught on here.

The closest I've found in the US is these Jamaican beef patties.

They're fucking tasty, by the way.

I can't speak for the whole recipe, but I can say as an avid gardener that the reason those tomatoes look so damn good is because they were left to fully ripen on the vine, still attached to the plant. Not that store bought "vine ripened" bullshit where they cut entire clusters of tomatoes while they are still green and gas them on the vine.

It's a real life version of forcing the avocado meme.

Hey you, can you help me?

My tomato plant is doing pretty well, a lot of tomatoes coming in, but something keeps eating them before I can get my hands on them. What do?

oh mama

Probably a rabbit or a raccoon. I would tape a water bottle to the barrel of my 10/22 and wait for the fucke r to show up and pop it. Otherwise it's rabbit fencing surrounding your plant area or an electronic owl from the garden store to scare the little shits away.

They're just tomatoes. One of those darker cultivars.

Scandi as fuck

That they fucking are. those things never last long in my household