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fucking this.
when i first watched one of his videos, i didnt mind it but then when i started watching more of his videos, i realized that he does it all the fucking time with every bite. then it just gets annoying and cringy to look at.

How It's Made is so fun to watch

/diy/ here, never wear jewelry, baggy clothing, or long hair near power tools
what a fucking retard.
I was waiting for her teeth to break.

>All of those choppy edits

No one seriously believes she ate all of that do they?

Lots of people in Japan do the 大食い thing. You can go on YouTube right now, look it up, and get hour-long or longer videos.

One of them even appeared in a Japanese variety TV show, where they recorded her doing it, and subsequently put her behind an X-ray machine to see what the fuck happened to it all.

>asians are sma-

what is this ketchup ion dough?

i despise this diabeetus arts n crafts shit.

ever seen a face that makes food seem indecent

she has a medical condition where her stomach expands throughout her entire chest cavity

she does these eats live on cam, with no breaks or vomiting. she's proven multiple times it's real

HOH

Make his mouth smaller please.

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saved, thanks user

that is from someone editing it to make it into a webm, if you watch the video it comes from there arent any of the edits

watch her livestreams, she is legit

I want to punch that fucking face
every. single. bite.

simple cooking channel is worse

What's the problem?

It's fucking pastry how can you not like it

As soon as I figured it out I turned off the webm, fuck that

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Fake

all gooks must fucking hang

in what world is this shitty?

who is this faggot anyways?

I love yuka

m e c c a

Nah, asian chicks are perfect for race-mixing

Absolute wife tier.

>tfw yuka will never be my wife and the mother of my children

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is it really? seems worryingly plausible

creepy gook aliens

>oh cool something potentially interesting
>okay this is good
>and...
>some cuck's face full-frame
>the video is now about this guy and not the interesting shit
>no more interesting shit unless it's this guy reacting to it

This shit's the worst and I can't imagine why you retards keep posting it.

you're on Veeky Forums

because you have to through a bunch of a pants on head retarded steps to make something that tastes maybe slightly better than a 7-11 donut

how are the steps pants on head retarded

I feel the same.
It comes off as very disingenuous

Reminds me of those pizza lunchables
I fucking LOVED them when I was 8 years old
I almost want to go to the store and get a couple for nostolgia's sake... almost

>someone actually screen-grabbed this video off of Facebook

i just wish he would have some composure and give actual feedback after hes done chewing. it is not entertaining to see a grown man cream himself from eating, only joeysworldtour can pull that off. like you are eating at a high class/rare place, use some words goddamnit. we know itll at least be good

That pizza sauce waterfall was actually pretty disgusting

it's a typical soccer mom recipe

something involving a bunch of "quirky and clever tricks" and easy enough for someone with little to no skill to make something where the result isn't terrible, but isn't that great either

Well, I still think it looks tasty and I would eat the fuck out of it while driving my minivan.

its definitely nothing special. just make macarons ffs

If you drive a minivan you're probably munching on a churro and blasting shitty mariachi music

>making choux pastry is a soccer moms recipe

If you don't get the technique right you end up with a disgusting, soggy pastry which won't cook properly.

Just like your mom!

it was a soccer mom joke

>top chefs in here

>soccer moms drive minivans
what is this, 2001?

they aren't quirky and clever tricks. they're just practical. professional chefs do the same shit. go to bed.

I'm more impressed that she can eat KFC at all.

nigger, I don't know
do they drive crossovers now?

>just make macarons ffs

kek where the fuck does this come from

what if you don't want macarons

lol, yes

especially those ridiculous impractical 3-row fuckers because minivans are just too "unfasionable" to haul around kayden and xys friends in

then stop trying to cook and eat a snickers

a snickers?

I agree but it's better than them just making fucking pasta I guess

user, you get a little faggoty when you're hungry
have a snickers

lol no, there's an extended video where the retard has a nurse attending to his newly formed gap in his teeth since he was bleeding so much

>tfw no qt azn gf to eat a mountain of ramen with

after we finish it i would sneak up on her and squeeze her belly really hard haha maybe all the ramen will fly out haha

Saw that coming

I wanna fuck this guy just to see if he makes the same face when he cums

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can I still make this if I don't have the oreo pop tart?

No, it's physically impossible.

i can't believe this got me

I didn't even realize it was a parody up until the "17 hours" part

this is just nasty
raw egg white is disgusting. just separate the yolk and put it on top of the onions and use the white elsewhere

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hush child, just order your tendies and ketchup.

I refuse to believe anyone actually enjoys runny egg white

That's the fucking poon ranger. According to another user, he travels through Asia fucking basic bitches under the guise of a food channel.

only problem i see in that webm is the overabundance of green onion. the egg looks fantastic

Sound like a degenerate waste of space.

Goddamn thats a lot of green onion

did she dieded?

Fuck off back to r eddit kiddo, im sure they would love your well done steak and egg

you also need to fuck off back to r eddit

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WHY GOD!? WHYYYYYY!?

You'd need an industrial strength toilet to handle her shits tbqh

>butchered and served uncooked to an asian qt
not a bad way to go tbqh

das gay

>mindcrap
Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?

shut the fuck up retard

You can shut up now