Where the /sip/pers at?

Where the /sip/pers at?

How much of your daily sugar intake does one of these trash drinks contain?

Zero ultras have no sugar or calories

They're all zero sugar.

Half a can and I'm already in beast mode my nigga.

Which sip should I drink today?

go for mix of each, have the omega ultra sip

Do these work well as a pre workout?

I used them as a preworkout before in the past and I was very impresssed with how well it works.
makes sense this meme started on Veeky Forums

Sipsquad reporting in

Yellow is garbage, tastes like lemon furniture polish.
I say blue.

ULTRA SIPPERS IN THE HOOOUUUSE TONIIIGHT

Enery drinks are the level as dream catcher tattoos.

Fuck off, dream catchers are cool

>non-sippers are dyslexic and cant even talk right
what a shame!

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epic meme bro

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>calm down, give this 500 spins and call me in the morning

Ecksdee

only water allowed

I'm not sure why you make light of drug addiction

>sugar
Heh

You make-a much English yes? Very nice!

*sips fedora*

tfw first sip of the day

I don't even sip but I enjoy these threads they are always comfy

Checking in - 2 for $4 at 7-11 playas...

Can't believe these jewish meme shills got me hooked on this delicious liquid crack. 2 for £2 is ridiculous; it's cheaper than coke, ironically.

>tfw body shuts down/just feels like a sputtering engine when i ingest monster
>especially the sugar free ones
getting old is suffering. jk im only 24 but it feels like my digestive system changed drastically in the past couple years

ITT: Monster Interns

>brother goes out to the store
>ask me if i want anything
>ask him for a nice ice cold /sip/
>he brings it home but im in the middle of an online game
>he cracks it open and takes /that first sip of the day/
>tfw he thinks he took my first /sip/
>tfw he doesnt know i bought one earlier

ABSOLUTE

MADMAN

You guys make it look like /comfy/
I wanna sip it but I better not touch, poison

y'all are sippin all wrong

Didn't even notice it was a foot at first, lol good touch.

>only sip on sale
>tfw no sips on sale for weeks

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right here my dudes

Holy shit, that's one of those "so fucked up it's funny" moments. I'd probably have to leave the room so as to not rudely burst into laughing fits in front of the guy.

you let this happen, blackhawk.

Walden farms breaks into the /sip/ market when?

Imagine the zero calorie technology they could bring to the Industry

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It's harmless.

>servings per container: 2
what did they mean by this?

Double all the %DVs. It's more common with larger quantities of food/beverage. Like a tub of cottage cheese or whatever might have four servings, so the total nutrient content is divided by four and displayed as such on the label. Doesn't make much sense for a 16oz can, but it saves time/math with other stuff.

nice huge image just to show us the list of ingredients on a monster can you fucking idiot

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Hey do you own a smartphone or even know how a smartphone works?

>butt-obliterated red bull shill detected

its what your body craves

I would love if they made a Monster Ultra with electrolytes.

>electrolytes
It's what plants crave.

Sodium

excuse me? where does one find this so-dium?

In Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™! Every 16-ounce can of Zero Ultra™ has 360mg of electrolytes in the form of sodium. It's got what plants crave!

t. australian with dial-up

Kekked several times, 10/10

I wish I was paid to make memes.

Sipping the 36th /sip/ of whisky of the day

/alk/ is that>> way

>the 3 for $5 at Albertsons

Cause it probably wouldn't be zero calories if serving size was the entire bottle

/alck/ is everywhere you god damn faggot

Just turned midnight but really craving a /sip/ my brehs. Already had two today and I'm off work tomorrow. Wat do?

Tough it out baby. It'll just make that first sip of the day that much better.

I was spending too much sipping for something I could have for 1/10 the price making myself. I order some extremely strong coffee beans for around $12 online. A bag lasts me 3 weeks. I make a pitcher of black coffee and put it in my fridge before I go to sleep. Wake up and pour it over some ice. I live in a place that's generally over 90 degrees so that first sip is better than anything you could imagine.

I'm not a baby :((

god this, sip-edging is nearly as good as an orgasm

4 for $5 at my Nob Hill. need to resupply

>those ingredients
>harmless

haha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol are you fuckers actually trying to kill yourselves?

Yes.

Yes.

uhhh, there's no calories or sugar bro

I don't go to work without it

I don't get why you would drink monster when mayo juice gives a much better effect

why do sip companies always endorse EXTREME stuff?

>not having that extreme feeling after the first sip of the day
lad...

This thread makes me want to drink energy drinks

wtf, so some energy drinks are just vitamin drinks with caffeine..?
I always thought it's just all poison

lmao you actually believe this bullshit

I really, really want to join in with this /sip/ meme; it's a lot of fun. but at the same time I don't want to buy anything because some faggots on a forum told me to

>tfw fell for the meme and just bought my first energy drink today

havent tried it yet

list some harmful ingredients then, nerd

Who else sips on cherry juice?

everybody in this thread works for diet monsters viral marketing team

Hey bros don't forget to renew your subscription to mom science magazine

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>no black sip
>no blue sip
>no violet sip

being an europoor is suffering

Fellow sippers bought my gas station out of the big white sips so I got 2 pint sips.

On the way to the hot sauce store, looking for a nice reaper sauce

>looking for a nice reaper sauce

whats the point of playing pretend? you cant actually use it for anything if its an actual reaper sauce. so why buy it

what about drinking coffee instead and having a nice orange

>I'm so mature guys look at me! Time to go relax on the back porch while reading the dictionary!

I don't get this meme

people who consume energy drinks like to pretend they are doing it ironically because it helps avoiding the reality of addiction

I been using very hot sauce as regular sauce for a while now.
I'm almost out of my mad dog 25th gold edition.
Picked this up, if it's awful I have some scorpion sauce to tide me over.

This one looks a bit runnier than I normally use so idk

>he doesn't want 200% DV of four essential B vitamins

>meme

>ironically