Sippin' at Werk

This isn't /g/ faggot. It's a good setup and your opinion is worthless since you do not know my workflow.

>ill-fitting jacket
>wrinkled shirt
>a fucking bowtie

0/10

Your dinner jacket doesn't fit you correctly. Assuming you didn't buy it at Walmart I'd take it to a tailor and get the cut sorted out.
Also your trousers are too low, they're meant to be high waisted.

Holy shit, you're fucking stupid. Custom fitted tux, freshly pressed shirt.

It's called Black-Tie Formalwear.

gotta stay classy while you sip

Lose the shirt studs mate, this isn't 1985.

>that visible undershirt

I've never seen when they are NOT 2 for $4 at 7-11. The real deal is when they're 3 for $5.

I always have a supply of work sips. Pic related

>Custom fitted tux
I don't believe that's a sartorial term but I guess you can't buy class....

Sippin while studying

>Custom fitted
around a tub of lard

I don't /sip/ after 11 because then I can't get my beauty rest.

Holy shit you people are stupid.

It's simply not buttoned - goddamn.

Are you wearing a fucking vest under your shirt?

Undershirt - fucking Miami in the Summertime.

Ok...

god I couldn't imagine having a job where you sit in front of a computer all day

you just sit there, giving yourself carpel tunnel and turning into a skinnyfat/fatfat with soytits

Black Tie isn't formal wear you moron.
Mess Dress and Morning Dress is formal wear. Black Tie is evening wear.
Cretin.

>library
please sip quietly

I don't sit here all day. Don't have carpal tunnel and workout every morning before I come to work. Ran the Marine Corp Marathon. Thanks though.

OMG.

stylecaster.com/black-tie-formal-wear/

Black tie is a dress code for social functions that start after 6 p.m., and basically translates to “this party is fancy and men should wear tuxedos.”

That jacket hangs off you like a sack of potatoes, there is no way it's been tailored.

So you agree that it's evening wear then?
At least you've absorbed something today.

Work out and eat right i.e. don't drink the garbage ITT

I also drink a lot of water so I have to get up to piss and get more water all the time. Walk around on your breaks/lunch. Ezpz

>tfw live in southern MO where Monster is consistently 2 for $3

You need to pull your cuffs out, a quarter of an inch is about right, just so your cuff links show.
What watch are you wearing though, I collect watches and I don't recognise that shape? Is it a diving watch?
It looks quite substantial.

Valid stuff here on this opinion, I just got done getting ready and was simply taking a selfie so I do know those rules regarding cuff length and such. Yes, it is a diving watch. Yes, I know you are not suppose to wear that but I'm at a best friend's wedding so I don't really care. Panerai Luminor Base. PAM01000. Have a Radiomir PAM00380 with black leather strap and Rolex date for more formal but will not show my power level here. Thanks for your input.

>trying so desperately to hide the fact he's a macfag

>Panerai

In my area you can get 2 sips for 3 dollars, including gronk edition

>cubicle monkey
You must be empty on the inside. Which is why you shitpost

What's your job

Hi Jordan

Can you remove me from the bad posters list?

Thanks

>stuck in a cubicle

How dreadful.

Grad student, but this isn't about me, loser

That jacket is way to big for you. You look like you're a 13 year old wearing his dad's clothes

Hahahahahahahahaha

Great cringe thread

I can get cases of these for 12 for $16.

All sips are always $1.88 at the Wal-Mart near me

>Intel Security, Mcafee emblem

LMAO Intel tried to drop them like live grenade after a couple of years. Mcafee enterprise solutions are such a clusterfuck not even Intel could make it great.

>clevage tab opened
dude are you looking at porn at work?

Also just because drinking monster is not making you fat doesn't mean your insides aren't deteriorating

>foto no exif
newfag alert

nah man - it's a music video. i'm healthy, thanks for your concern.

Probably bought the shirt from H&M

David Donahue

>/sip/ threads
Is this actually a thing now? I thought it was a joke...
This is the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen on Veeky Forums.

Are you still a bad poster?
(any of the listed bad qualities are still accurate?)

Are you getting dressed to go wait tables?

You work at intel?

Check this out

I'm a former security engineer at a very well known cybersecurity company
I transferred to a network design engineer role and now i'm getting bored

You think someone with years of experience can find a job at intel without a degree?

They are still accurate

Bad poster list is where you'll stay

oh deer lord

>posting a selfie on Veeky Forums

You're supposed to wear a bowtie with a tuxedo you fucking retard

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Not OP but of course. Experience is always more valuable than a degree unless you're just starting out. If your resume is up to date and you know your shit, go for it.

Out of curiosity, are you bored with the role or the job?

Stop using ABP as your ad blocker and use ublock origin.

>are you bored with the role or the job?

Na

I just hate my job. I don't get respected in this current role as a network design engineer since I'm under 6 months as a design engineer and spent over 2 years at another working on network security compliance etc..

I actually want to find a new job, but mostly because I'm involved with people I want nothing to do with in my current role

MANLET

hi Acbn do you remember me

We went soft network via vmware. We only need only so many network security guys now. The best part of it is now I don't need to clear shit with central security because I only make changes to our side and we have our own security person. so much less red tape now

also: fuck your compliance

>fuck your compliance

>energy drinks
You guys should get your blood test to check out your livers

After searching the catalog, I can confirm this is the only sippin a twerk thread.

I did, they're fine

>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

They're created by shills.

Yes, of course

How's Sweden?

What's been up recently?

ReviewBrah?

Things are fine here, if you ignore the nignogs. Sipping is kinda expensive though, $2.50 per can.
I graduated and am currently unemployed, but got a dev job coming up.
What about you?

>solid grey
based

I started going to University up in Boston

Went to some Sam Hyde standup

Been making some good friends

I'm still on IRC, #homescreen

Glad you've got a job senpai

Also glad you made it

I'm entering my third year

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Freaking nice