What's Veeky Forumss favorite gum?

What's Veeky Forumss favorite gum?

Does Veeky Forums not chew gum?

Not until there's a McChicken flavor gum

Orbit Peppermint

Gum is a waste of time and money. There's not a brand out there that keeps its flavor for longer than a minute, and I'd rather not have to constantly chew on something until my jaw hurts. Childhood is chewing gum, adulthood is realizing that you can just get drinks for more flavor and less work.

/chew/

I chew a piece of gum after I eat to freshen up my breath

>Childhood is
Do people say this to purposely sound like a manchild?

If you don't chew mastic gum, you need to end yourself

fruit stripe :^)

What's special about mastic gum?

it's hard

makes your jaw muscles nice and huge

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Any other answer is juvenile

Good for handling all of that cock, amirite

Whoops

I really wish there were savory gum options. I hate sweets but I like gum. A roast beef gum or a salmon gum would be amazing

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I want more weird and specific flavors too. None of the big gum companies want to take any risks because they have six or seven good flavors that they share with all the other brands.
I want to be able to walk into a gas station and buy taro or juniper flavored gum.

Hey bro like my big strong daddy liked to say, when you're right you're right!

Mastiha from Chios

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Mentholatum-y good. I adore this gum! I can also bet if I share it with anyone, 3 out of 4 will spit it out and not care for it.