Let's have a pseudoscience thread. I need a good laugh

Let's have a pseudoscience thread. I need a good laugh.

Hardmode: No autism causing vaccines.

>Lion
>Omnivore

No

Where do you see a lion dumbfuck

it's a bear

...

not exactly pseudoscience, but bad physics

The entire Totally spies show is full with things like this.

and then there was that time some turbo autist actually did the math

Does the math add up?

why the fuck is this shit so funny, thanks for that one user

>bad physics
This is like raping physics with a horse mask

fug if i noe :DDD

Drinking green water is good for you

Can I post my fringe theory if I'm not going to get murdered?

>human
>alkaline urine
nope, not only

“Sodium fluoride (yes, the dentifrice) is lowing your IQ. Also there is a lot of fluorine in the water you drink"

I hate it when people say this. They're supposed to say how it's damaging your pineal gland (third eye) which affects your sleep cycles and dreams

Correction- your ability to dream
My mistake

You must be lion about what you see, I can't bear to believe otherwise.

I didn't mean for that picture...

>pseudoscience thread
this entire board is pseudoscience

incredible

>My GFs mom is spending hundreds on alternative medicine
>I want to try to convince her that it's bullshit but she is also a creationist and is very stubborn

If you are too much of a brainlet to get it.

The acid in your stomach already lowers the ph of all the food you eat and then the bile in your intestines increases ph so this diet is utter shit.

Tbh I love fruits and vegetables and I'm smart and all of my friends love meat and they are dumb fucks.
So yeah pic in OP kind of makes sense.

The lazer mirror

I love how lemon/lime is in the alkaline section.

Myers Briggs Personality Type Indicators

>using Maxwell's equations for a rotating system

This seems like techno babble

>kale
>alkaline
nobody tell this chucklehead how much oxalic acid is in kale...

bonus:
I googled "kale oxalic acid" just to make sure I hadn't gotten it wrong, and the first result gave me this:
>Oxalic acid is a toxin made from a mixture of fungus and yeast
JUST

Lemon/Lime with a ph of 2 is in the alkaline section. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i know nothing about ph2 but i get stomach acid throat burning sensation when i don't drink enough water and lie on my right side in bed, care to explain?

i now know what it is and why it occurs, technology really is amazing isn't it?
going for a coffee now add me on steam maybe we can play csgo on faceit later today