You guys made fun of me for asking how to make a boiled egg. Now look at me! Perfect egg thread

You guys made fun of me for asking how to make a boiled egg. Now look at me! Perfect egg thread.

enjoy your heart arrest at 30

>another egg thred

I'm 35. Are you implying that I'm dead? Are you Bruce Willis?

now that you can boil an egg, learn to focus with a camera

>heart arrest

enjoy THE QUEEN

still a bit overcooked lad. you want that sunset glow

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Check SeriousEats reference to perfect boiled eggs ;)

great, now all you need is to learn how to take an in focus picture

Egg question : how many eggs a day is too many ? I've been eating about 6/8 a day for the past two weeks, is that bad for me ?

No, it's fine.

Cook it to be less blurry next time.

Do you feel like an egg? If not, keep going, you're fine.

35 is quite old to be on such a crap site. why stay?

I can tell it's properly cooked even though the picture is blurry as shit.

Way to go, user. I'm proud of you.

Different sites have different cultures. I'm 40 and I was here before I got on reddit. Sometimes I want an on-topic discussion. Sometimes I just want to fart around among shitposts looking for the bits of gold.

>wet eggs

really youre cancer if youre speaking truthfully

Thanks

I am posting truthfully, instead of mindlessly parroting tired old memes like " 'go 'za", "for me, it's the McChicken", "what is the best x, and why is it y?", and referring to people that use multiple sites as "cancer".

Your move, manchego.

Now learn to take a decent photo. Or just KYS