STOP PUTTING RAW ONION ON BURGERS

STOP PUTTING RAW ONION ON BURGERS

Yesterday I choked on a piece of raw red onion when eating a burger. Now I can't stop coughing and I'm having serious flu-like syndromes.

FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO THINKS RAW ONIONS IS A GOOD IDEA

pretty tasty desu
Maybe you should stop being a weakling and get over it?

Yeah I'm on extra heavy paracetomol right now just to stop the sneezing
FUCK RAW ONIONS AND FUCK U

Raw onion is awesome. You are wrong.

Good, I hope you die.

You ate the fucking burger. It's your responsibility as the consumer of the sandwich to control what is in it, in the same capacity that it's your responsibility to control everything you eat, and to chew properly.

Regards.
-user

Agreed. Onion are horrible especially raw. Onions along with mushrooms and celery were never meant for humans to eat. They're so yucky.

But its so good

Oi m8 mushrooms are fine what's wrong with you
Except you will get stinky breath for 2 hours after eating them

kys

>imagine being this pathetic

chew your food instead of inhaling it you fat faggot

imagine having such a weak immune system a slice of onion causes you to practically go into anaphylactic shock

Yeah you go try having a piece of raw onion stuck at the back of your nasal cavity for several minutes

That is a really angry frog.

Why would you try that, are you retarded?

No. I refuse. I am a real human, I won't pretend to be an abhuman piece of scum

Does sage not season properly anymore? Jesus I'm old

Literally what happened to me when eating a burger

Raw onions on burgers are the best

Trips of truth.
Now delete this frogpost.

Were you eating it or snorting it?

>you still got some ketchup on your nose bro

>He doesn't like raw onions on his burger
dude what the fuck is your problem?

Do us all a favor. Full yourself from the human race. If you're some faggot who can't even handle raw, delicious onions, than you must be absolute garbage in all other ways, shapes and forms.

>yucky


A 5 year old, everyone

Checked and confirmed

onion best veg

checked
btw op is a faggot
but what's new ?

i eat at lest half an onion every single day but I can't stand them raw.

caramelized onions are the only onions worth eating

even better if they're nearly burnt

>Except you will get stinky breath for 2 hours after eating them
Worth it. Also brush your teeth you nasty fucker.

I love caramelized onions but the sheer bite and spiciness from raw onions complements meat like hot dogs and burgers very well.

In general though the choice between raw or caramel is heavily influenced by the other toppings

>he dislikes the delicious crunch of a sweet, yet appropriately tangy raw onion
Raw onions are pleb filters on burgers

Please tell me you don't have kids, OP. It would suck if your weak genes managed to survive for another generation.

specially on a bunnings or election snag

What a baby.

I enjoy all three raw.

This guy knows what the fuck is up. Raw onions go with more classic toppings like lettuce and tomato. Cooked onions are for savory barbecue burgers.

>so weak that a piece of onion causes flu like symptoms
Truly, the day of your birth and subsequent placement in a bubble was the saddest day of your father's life. He would have fed you to the wolves if the practice was still around.

Try chewing your food next time, retard.

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Raw onions belong on burgers. Fuck your shit taste, buddy

>things that never happened

How do you almost die from an onion

lmao

Cooked onions are superior. Anybody that disagrees is probably stupid.

lol fuck off Scott Conant