Confession thread

I read Veeky Forums more than I read books lately.

I almost never finish any book I start
I compulsively buy books but barely touch any of them

Same. I have tons of philosophy books and I just read the Sparks Notes.

Jesus, at least upgrade to the Stanford Encyclopedia or something.

I enjoy reading book reviews more than I enjoy reading books :(

I've been going through a phase where I read all the shit new books that are praised by the goodreads userbase.

This applies to most of Veeky Forums

Give me some examples

I liked cormac mccarthy's the road

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Red Rising
Girl with All the Gifts
Girl On the Train
The Woman in Cabin 10

thrillers for stupid women basically

holy shit, that's horrible, user.
i skip rape scenes in books i read because they make me angry.

>mfw im a noob and desperately reading books because I fell for the meme that Veeky Forums actually knows their shit and want to compete
I should've known, Veeky Forums is for retards.

Look at that fucking body. Jesus christ. those tits. that tummy. fucking wow

That's a man you know

Fucking shrug mate. without looking at the face and the arms it's incredible.

I mostly read history books, I barely read fiction, and my favourite book is The Disaster Artist.

Just finished Moby Dick, reading after work and weekends. Just read you fucking pussies.

Rape should be depicted more imo. It is really not uncommon.

>nowthatswhaticalledgy.jpg

Honestly what is sauce?

We've been had, user.

Though, after looking for the source, I discovered some interesting things, like that kind of board doesn't match with the time period, nor was that trick around yet. Also, found some qts.

I opened this thread because of the girl.

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Damn it.

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J-jeans.

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you should check the copyright page, they will usually give you a trigger warning and a corresponding page.

see ya later girl

Veeky Forums isn't for retards. Veeky Forums is where failures come to die.

>a trigger warning and
not sure if subtle meme or serious

just memeing with ya
that would be the faggiest thing in existence if it were true

very fast doggo reaching incredibly high speeds

I want to read trashy books for a bit but I'm too embarrassed to go and buy some, might just get some online but I like going into town to buy books from waterstones cause I can hang out there for a bit and browse.

I thoroughly enjoy Kurt Vonnegut

I do too, and he's one of my favorites. consistently good and fun.
Wew.

i spent the money i had saved to go to college in books that i don't read and now i have to work for another year just to go there and survive the first year; and maybe work more while studying and sell my books to finish it.

i live in a commie country so i don't pay college just my living expenses there; books are really expensive where i live and i bought all of them in their original language, including some in latin and greek

I've developed a habit where I only read from the start of chapters to the end. I never stop reading in the middle of a chapter. I either stop reading at the end of a chapter or if I'm interrupted or too tired to finish the chapter I just go back to the start and read it all over again the next sitting

Also this practice has left me without reading for the last week because I've been pressed for time so I don't bother starting with a chapter because I know I will not finish it in one sitting.

I'm also reading 3 books at this time so I spend time trying to choose which one to read and end up without time to finish the chapter.

I haven't read a book in years. I've never read the classics or the Greeks. I look at books on Wikipedia and paraphrase what I read on there to join in discussions on Veeky Forums. When challenged, I always assert that I read a book every two weeks.

i do this just so that when I open the book up again i immediately know where to continure reading

insecure

i try to hide my poor grasp of the english language by typing everything in lowercase and using intentional typos to make it look like i am just too lazy to type correctly

when confronted about my bad grammar i just say i am drunk and speak a native language that make it hard to learn proper english

i am actually an esl-fag but people with my native language usually have good english, i can't into english because i never bothered to pick a book about grammar or take class about it. i just learned the language by shitposting and reading things in english with a dictionary

i also don't know any grammar rules of my native language but i, supposedly, have an "excelent domain of the language"--words from my lit professor

No one really cares that much about you not being a native English speaker, as long as you're white

it still bothers me to no end

i have to use english outside the internet and i always fuck it up, and its worse because i am always reading books in english

and i am probably not "/pol/ white" since i am half spanish and have an arabish/mediterranean looking beard and other features

You're only going to get better mate. As long as you're actively trying improve you will get more comfortable

I get extremely dry and tired eyes that strain even after reading just a few pages, I still try and read at least 40 pages a day though

Eye drops from walmart are 97 cents and make my eyes feel goooood

this picture is photoshopped to hell. and no wonder you read Veeky Forums more than books. stop posting photoshopped porn fuckhead.

Use a bookmark

I think this is a good idea actually. I've noticed whenever I tend to get "stuck" and unable to finish a book it's when I stop in the middle of a chapter. It can be difficult to start in the middle of a chapter--it interrupts the flow of the reading.

I really hate it when authors have extremely long chapters that make always stopping at the end of a chapter impossible.

thank you

>I really hate it when authors have extremely long chapters that make always stopping at the end of a chapter impossible.
Fuckin' Proust!