Tell us, Meursault. Why did you kill the Arab?

>Tell us, Meursault. Why did you kill the Arab?
>I dunno, he just looked like a real The Stranger
Camus was a hack

>camus

It's camoo you dumb dumb

...

>I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of Infinite Jest, of most excellent fancy.

and this board told me its that fucking hack's best play

> Elizabeth, I see why our relation has been so troubled, it has truly been the fault of my Pride and Prejudice.

Did Austen even try?

>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
jesus christ.

>Yes, Raskolnikov, I'm with the police, my dealings are in Crime and Punishment

Jesus Christ, really?

"They call me Frankenstein," said Dr. Frankenstein

Seriously?

>Alas Telemachus, my son, we meet again after my The Odyssey.
Fucking Harold.

He is a big whale. For you.

Really Melville?

>you will not see the day break Rubashov,instead of light it wil be Darkness at Noon

>I'm so sick of all this War and Peace.

Leo, what the fuck!

> the plant is too heavy for the kite
> for gods sake Keeps the Aspidistra Flying

>why do i have to work overtime?
>the protestant ethic and the spirit of capitalism

>That's all I'd do all day
>I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all

Salinger confirmed pseud.

>Oh, yeah, I'm reeeeeeaally sorry, you dimwits
Socrates PLEASE

>what did user mean by this?

Why, once more in history, Atlantis sank beneath the Waves.

based desu

This is suitably layered.

I think it's a parody of that book that begins with 'Doritos'

>You know, in the end, this really was sort of The Wind Up Bird Chronicle

Murakami WHY DO YOU DO THIS

>Jack: On the contrary, Aunt Augusta, I’ve now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.

WILDE THE MADMAN

>tfw I'm probably the only one who gets this obscure Asimov reference

>Waiter!
>Yes?
>I am not very happy with the food.
>What seems to be the problem, monsieur?
>It actually made me nauseous.

>"What I Believe the World Will Look Like in 1984"

>And since I've written all these pages here in my basement, you may truly say that these are my Notes from the Underground.
uh ok

>God is silent because I'm actually a deist instead of a Catholic

Jesus Christ, Endo.

>The Odyssey
>the main hero is called "Odysseus"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY