Name your autobiography with a book title

Name your autobiography with a book title
Hard mode: Notes from the Underground is not allowed

>Much Ado about Nothing

Stoner

harry potter... fuck this is hard.......

My diary desu

When I was still a teenager:
>the stranger

Now
>The Idiot

my jihad against state and god

Peter Pan

Sound and Fury

Drawing People

Philosophy of Misery

Gulliver's Travels

an american tragedy

Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

"The Illness: Damn I'm Sick (The Cool Sick)"

Open to know me

Sorry your parents names you that

Is that Stephen Crowder?

V

Satyricon.

My life seems to be a satire of what a life is actually supposed to be, every waking moment.

also I love boipucci.

Isn't Satyricon that roman book about gay orgies and ridiculous adventures?

A series of unfortunate events.

fuck that was easy.

Chapter 1: Conception

Yes.
Also includes a scene of eunuchs putting straws into their urethrae to pee and other appetizing stuff.

>the idiot

I guess this. I'm a phony smart person. dropped out of college my junior year and have no job skillz

I picked The Idiot because we're all idiots.
I'm just not modest about it.

I dropped out too. Wagecucked at 25$/hr until I quit that shit job and joined the military. I start SF training in a few weeks.
/blog

100 years of solitude

Pride and Prejudice.

Except at the end of my book the smart mouth bitch gets a slap.

The winter of our discontent.

3:10 to Your ma

50 shades of Grey

I'm colourblind.

Better Never to Have Been

The Birth of Tragedy

No longer human

L'Homme qui dort (The Man Who Sleeps)

The Book of Revelation

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

Babyfucker

The Bible

On the Concept of Irony with Continual Reference to Socrates

Kierkegaard has a lot of appropriate titles.

"Bedwetting, Acne, and Gynecomastia: My Teen Years"

:A John Wayne Gacy Story

The Ego and His Own

it's not a good feel

Misery

My Twisted World

dysthymia

name of the book i wrote

VALIS

Between Meals

>A.J. Liebling title

Diary of a seducer.

The Bell Jar

:(

El Túnel

Un homme inutile

Why do you think I'm here

Living with a Black Dog: His Name Is Depression

The Art of Dreaming

Why the fuck is everyone so depressed on this board? Can't you, like, cheer up?

Anyways. mine would be "On the Disposition of the Wise Man".

Fear and Trembling

The Plague

>inb4 Narrative of the Life of an American Slave

my boy

The Fall

The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Description of a Struggle

DK Readers L0: Meet the Dinosaurs

Car Buyer's and Leaser's Negotiating Bible, Third Edition (Car Buyer's & Leaser's Negotiating Bible)

Dead Souls

"A make-shift story of concern"

Harakiri

Against Life

The Atrocity Exhibition

Junkie

Donne Kua-Sotte

Ecce homo
Or
Behold the homo

This "I'm an emotional depressed faggot shutin" meme needs to stop already btw

Bottom's Dream

what gives you the idea its a meme

Disposition of the Glue Eater

Every fag's favorite.

Tales of a depressed 20 yo virgin who needs a sliding genio to become gl like gandy

120 Days of Sodom

El Llano en llamas

Spirituality For Dummies
or Based On A True Story

Either
Cooking for One
Or
Tying Knots for Dummies

collections of sand

The Recognitions.

Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical

wouldbuy/10

Mein Kampf

The Tempest

Prince of Nothing

The Fool

Mein Kampf

The Divine Comedy

Reveries of a Solitary Walker

Frankenstein
Heart of darkness
Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Diary of a Seducer desu

The Workless Tirer.

100 Years of Solitude

The Gay Science

Death On The Installment Plan