I eat one meal a day, but it’s getting annoying bringing a bunch of dishes to my computer...

I eat one meal a day, but it’s getting annoying bringing a bunch of dishes to my computer. I usually eat some combination of these. How could I go about combining them into one dish?

eggs
sardines
mozzarella
brie
boursin
kefir
avocado
macadamia nuts
sweet potato

put all up da butt and do a da hokey pokey

That's a recipe for cancer. Put in blender and eat with spoon.

Serious answers only

Vegans fuck off

Those foods are all fats and then starch in the sweet potato. I wanna know how much you weigh ?

Are you obese ?

Why would I be obese? As you have identified, I eat low carb high fat.

70 kg, 5'8".

That's 15 pounds heavier than you should be, flabber.

Do me next!

I'm 6'2 and 110kg

obese

5'11 140 lbs.

Except that I lift, you milquetoast.

Your dietary habits seem a little odd then

You don't lift that much.

Right where you should be.

It's funny that skeletons think their useless sack of shit bodies are something to be proud of because they're slightly better than fat useless sack of shit bodies.

what kind of sack of shit are you?

>obese

Hmm, not obese. I work 10 hours a day lifting heavy shit.

The kind that isn't a frail little girl or a walking heart attack

timestamped pic of belly or we'll assume those extra ten BMI points are mostly fat. I bet you look pregnant.

>Farming for anonymous belly pics

That's a dangerous road.

>eating once a day
>cancer

clueless

Yeh ok, maybe I'm a bit fat.

Why would you do this?

Half a bottle of bourbon and 3 beers

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Anyone save? If not describe.

It was a photo of him that can easily be found on the archive.

It's in the archive. Don't you have Veeky Forums X?

I don't have a working computer

sounds like a rejected mspa command back when that was still a thing

Why 4 types of cheese?

Also. Why this particular order and arrangement of Food?

I follow the Eggs, Sardines, Avocado, Maca nuts, and sweet potato.

Also. Why Macadamia nuts? Why not Pumpkin or almond?

ANSWER ME!

I'm not going away until I get answers.

Why 4 types of cheese?

sardine, cheese, avocado, and sweer potato omelette, garnished with macadamia nuts.

I won't stop.

You can fight me, But I will have what I want.

Answers.