Have you started with the greeks today, Veeky Forums?

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I don't have any Greek to start with

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greeks are not white

If I ever saw someone with Germanic feet I would die instantly from terror.

Celtic is by far the ugliest, looks something like out of an Innsmouth creature

A mix of Germanic and Celtic, which is pretty accurate I guess, Scandinavian/Welsh ancestry.

I've got Greek feet but no Greek ancestors - not even close.

>tfw based greek feet and blue eyes
who else /masterrace/ here?

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Mediterranean?

>tfw black and have Egyptian feet

KANGS

French, Irish, German, and Native American. I can pass as any of the swarthier types.

what the fuck is this based off of

I need a better framework. Start with the Greeks ambitious and ambiguous.

In Greek literature, start with [blank], then [blank], then either [blank], [blank] or [blank], (but only [blank] and [blank] are really essential), and then move on to [blank].

Be there shortly.

I think i might be a kang.

You now realize this was a thinly veiled boyfeet thread. Post feet now.

Got these recently at a second hand book store. Are these okay to start with?

I don't much care for poetry so the Samuel butler translation should be good, right? And I read mythology by Edith hamleton years ago, so having the prudish Thomas bullfinch version I've heard is good minus the part where he took out all the rape.

I'm confused on the Plato part too because it's not a complete works.


Did I fuck up?

all of the Germanic's growth potential went into their big toe

Will Celts and Germans every recover?

The Five Dialogues are the best place to start with philosophy, hands down. If you never read another word of philosophy in your life, read that book.

>Egyptian/Roman mix
>Ukrainian

>Blue eyes
Kek
Go away Stacy

>celts are mix of greeks and germans
is ireland trolling us with the pic?

A thousand times this.

>right foot Greek
>left foot Egyptian

What did my foot jeans mean by this?

That Homer looks way too small to not be an adaptation. There's not even a mention of Homer on the cover.

The Roman feet are obviously the patrician feet

What are you even looking at?

I started with the Latvians
Big mistake

I'm Irish why are my feet Greek?

true

the picture is about descent, so you should investigate your past

>roman feet
>from lancashire

WE

>greek feet but all my known heritage is northern European
What did they mean by this?

>tfw egyptian feet

I'm Celtic, my feet are more like the Greek and Roman image. Picture's garbage.

>Black with R O M A N
Trade with meeee

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>tfw going into surgery to get my Greek Feet™ in a couple days

>I'm Celtic

no you're not

Start with Iliad then Odyssey, then either Herodotus, Hesiod, or Aeschylus (but only the Oedipus Cycle and Prometheus Bound are really essential), and then move on to Thucydides (if you read Herodotus) or Sophocles (if you read Aeschylus) or Plato if you're willing to take the step into philosophy.

You're fine. Not sure about the Homer translation but frankly you should reread him eventually anyway; try to get a different translator for next time just for a new angle. Read mythology->Homer->five dialogues->Republic. Honestly those two Plato books will cover a ton of ground for you. If you want to read more Plato, pick up the Cooper complete works later on, but that's a great start to him and will work wonders for introducing you to his style and ideas. Probably the best possible "barebones" crash course in Plato.

Sorry buddy. Not my fault that you weren't kangz.

Same here mate. Perhaps I've been misled and my ancesotrs got ROMED OR GREEKED.

What tribe?

Is the OP picture scientific?

wat do u think?

>tfw in-between Greek and Egyptian

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>tfw Egyptian but native English

Yeah that is an Egyptian