/SIP/ /BOYS/ /GEN/

>no monster minis in the area
anyone know where to find these in the US? i checked big lots

i genuinely cannot believe there are generals for sips.

how much can one talk about a damn energy drink?

Every gas station around here. Also, they sell 24-packs at Sam's Club. The drink I miss most is Bawls, they sold it at the gas station across the street from my high school up until 10 years ago.

>tfw eating school sausage breakfast sandwich while sipping on Bawls

>Bawls
They sell it at a electronics store here. I get one every time I go in.

No way my local microcenter is the only place i can ever find them
Is this common?

i only got into energy drinks with sips, but i've learned a lot from these threads. what was the bawls flavor? have you tried hi-ball? they're pricey and marketed as caffeinated sparkling water, but the ingredients look similar

Bawls tastes like guarana. The only thing I can compare to the taste is Juicy Fruit gum, except it's light and not as sweet. Fucking hell is it refreshing on a hot day.

Sold em at my old uni first two years I was there. Not sure why they cut them out. Root Beer Bawls was the best

The one in Minnesota sells them.

you guys ever sip before sex? noticeable results?

They don't agree with my stomach, so I do get some stomach cramps during sex if I drink them before. After though, it's great as a post-orgasm pick-me-up.

I am similar to but I find a quick sip from a resealable can before has a positive effect on overall intensity
and then you finish the can when you're done

>New job has fully stocked kitchens that include sugar-free monsters

>firm has an order sheet for staff on the refrigerator
>write the code for sips and just label it "CAFFEINE"
>everyone else drinks keurig coffee

ayy for real tho...

who sippin that mango loco?

or who sippen that 16 oz sugar free red bull

>drinking red bull
>drinking sugar free red bull

you should have your sip license revoked

where the fuck can I buy this in bulk? its the nectar of the gods

It's a religion, user. This thread is our temple, and our shitposts here are prayers to the sip gods.

That shit sucks. I've never had a good energy drink.

I've seen them at Target in the last week

Any ausfags here? is it possible to get anything other than ultra white or orange without importing?

>tfw first /SIP/ of the day
i really miss all other monster flavors we used to have monster khaos and monster ripper they were great but i think they disappeared from my shit tire country around 2011-12
pic related is my favorite drink btw
what's yours, user?

Big Lot's is great for finding these. You can get monster and monster concentrate for like .75 cents. Sometimes .65. Good place for the munchies. Also the Dollar *Tree,* not general, or family dollar, dollar tree has cheap sips bro.

>another day, another sip

My wife seems to enjoy post sip sex more, but for me personally it seems the same.

Is Monster actually good or is it just a meme here? How does it compare to RedBull?

red bull is shit
normal monster is not that good it was my favorite when i was 16

fun monster flavors are good

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This and white are my 2 favorite first sips

>meme = falsehood
Retard.

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Where do you live?

also pic related, my go-to sip

Can someone explain to me why none of you are interested in Rockstar's line of energy drinks? They contain more caffeine and are significantly cheaper.

Is Rockstar energy drinks the same Rockstar that makes Grand Theft Auto?

popping mine open now

reasons not to drink red bull
>tastes bad
>costs more than sips
>not 0 calorie, just sugar free

reasons not to drink rockstar
>too much caffeine to drink more than one a day
>flavors aren't recognizable
>bad branding

sip cans are significantly more appealing and the product tastes good. remove the RR from the star on rockstar cans and you might have an attractive product

Sorry, but its a sign that your organs are failing because of excessive sipping.

>Red Bull tastes bad
Get a load of this faggot

you're a huge fag

Just had my first /sip/ ever, how'd I like it?

You were disgusted Riley

Yeah, they also make rock music.

wrong

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Someone hasn't had their /first sip of the day/

Thanks mods

You fags are fucking shills. I really feel like trying this chemical garbage now thanks to you.

What new kinds of flavours would you sippers like to see?
I'd like to see a full bodied pancake syrup breakfast flavor.

Cola zero flavor would kill coke and pepsi.

best /sip/ coming through

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omg its called cocaine xD!!! look mom i bought cocaine

who /water/ here?

what is your ideal setup? sip temp, air temp, time of day, location

>sip temp
fresh outta freezer, some icy slush inside the can
>air temp
warm summer day, not uncomfortably hot
>time of day
first sip of the day=morning
>location
car, leaving home going wherever i happen to be going that day

Red cocaine too spicy
Blue one is better

So, is "sip" just taking a sip of an energy drink, or is there some other retarded meaning?

Why are they called sips?

Lurk moar new faggot.

not an OG sip but damn if it isn't fucking tasty as shit.

blue monster is objectively the best sip

less sugar than green
more flavor than zero
has enough energy to stop me from a fatty breakfast

come at my bro

i tried the monster ultra black

it was horrendous and left an aftertaste of hydrogen peroxide in my mouth

there's a reason you never see them in these threads. they released two black ultras and they're both awful. i don't know how monster hasn't fixed it yet, because they're legitimately the worst things i've ever tasted.

black/blue was the original ultra and tastes like cough syrup
black/red is their attempt to make a black cherry flavor

gonna try to open up my new /sip/ asmr channel on youtube, what flavor should i do for my first video?

Start with the OG ultra sip, the white sip

Definitely the white sip

king of sips

Agreed and not just because I'm limited to normal Monster, normal sugarless, standard ultra and this one

here broseph

>pineapple, possibly pineapple/coconut
>blue raspberry, similar to Blue Jolt (RIP in Sip Heaven)
>cola
>ginseng

where to get mini monsters in San Diego?

W H I T E
S I P

Best monster coming thru

>nearest 7/11 is 40 miles away
>live in a metro area with 300,000 people

>live in the suburbs
>four 7/11s all within a mile of my house
What a time to sip.

Stupid fucking shill meme following in the footsteps of Wendy's shill memes. I hate you all.

Remember to sage and report these threads

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But I do user. I get that shit for 98c before tax at the walmart. I usually buy about 10 to last me a week.

some /sip/ers are elitest and think only Monster Zero Ultra can be /sip/. Thats just plain rediculous. /sip/ is:
16 0z can
high caffiene (more than coffee which is 90mg per 8oz cup)
B vitamens
0 cal

>>too much caffeine to drink more than one a day
Now thats just blatantly false. You can drink 2-3 without overdosing.

not him but here in east canada we have to pay a toonie per can and that`s only when they go on sale

here are my faves not only because they are delicious they are also consistently stocked

>yesterday
>perfect not-a-cloud-in-sight weather
>hike up a mountain with friends
>12km round trip
>4.5 hrs
>steep inclines
>1100m elevation
>drive home mid afternoon calves burning
>first rest stop we come to go in for the /sip/ life

I need it boys, I needed it.

I take 200mg caffeine pills instead of drinking energy drinks, can I join your weird sip club please

no

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Racists

Piss off, pill popper.

>shitskin guy from the cornerstore always has flavours of monster unknown to men with slightly suspicious cheap looking packaging
Is this just some third world exclusive where they couldn't be bothered making the standard print on the can or are they fake?

reminder that if your sips aren't sugarfree, then they aren't sips

Shame Red Bull light tastes bad.

diehard /sip/boys will tell you that only Monster Ultras (0kcal) are true sips.

the rest of them basically class any 0kcal energy drink as a sip.

it's a lot of fun

Getting ready for my first sip with gronk.

>metro area with only 300k people.
You flyovers call anywhere with a stripmall a city.

I like the taste of original Monster

so I choose this

>ribbed for her pleasure

I can't order them, I'm based in western washington.

It's all astroturfing and the retards that get manipulated by it