Nintendo's new game, Splatoon 2, is pitting players to fight over which condiment is better. What do you say...

Nintendo's new game, Splatoon 2, is pitting players to fight over which condiment is better. What do you say, mayo or ketchup?

>not combining them to make thousand island

mayo goes with more things than ketchup imo. myo.

What does it Matter?

Sriracha still reigns supreme.

Both are awful

Anything is better than ketchup.

Only fags put sticky white stuff in their mouth

chad-ketchup
virgin-mayo

TEAM BBQ

Video games are for children, just like ketchup.

Mayo is for adults
Ketchup is for children

Both Mayo and katchup are terrible.

Mayo instantly ruins any sandwich, salad, or anything it touches. I know a place that makes chocolate cake and they use Mayo instead of oil or butter. I can't eat that shit. Or Americans put spicy mayo on sushi. Inedible.

Ketchup is awful, but if someone puts it on a burger or French fries, it's still paletable. Mayo ruins everything it touches.

Ketchup is only good by itself on fries

I went to culver's yesterday and had some fries. I combined ketchup with mayo and mustard. It was delicious. Why must we fight.

I don't know why but I felt compelled to make this.

not bad, user

Anything I can put ketchup on I can put mayo. mayo is better.

Tfw you're a virgin mayo layer

Heh

should have gone with BBQ sauce instead of ketchup

Mayo is kind of bland, it's more useful as an ingredient

I feel like "Mustard vs Ketchup" would've been a better (and more obvious) choice. Mayo is used more as a proper ingredient to things, whereas Ketchup is better as a dip.
On one hand, I use ketchup more, but only for stuff like fries or random junk like that. On the other hand, I rarely use mayo, but when I do, it's for more complex, more enjoyable meals. So, I guess I'll have to go with mayo.

Gotta appease those werido europeans

>tfw never use ketchup because of others opinion
>tfw use always use ketchup when no one around

Both are shit tier. Ketchup wins though.

Mayo of course. Ketchup is the worst condiment ever created.

The answer is hot sauce.

>[x] is for children
You're on a weeb site, have some self-awareness.

That actually yields fry sauce. True Thousand Island has other ingredients, such as pickle relish and vinegar.

sensible chuckle

mayo

ketchup tards need to be gassed

>he typed out, tonguing a heaping spoonful of mayo

Mayo because mayo also covers aioli which is high quality

BBQ sauce

>mayo
goddamn japs and their love of bukkake

Mayo mixed with hot sauce is the True Path