Hey user, we're ordering pizza. Is cheese and pepperoni alright?

Hey user, we're ordering pizza. Is cheese and pepperoni alright?

Bish, you better make it a mushroom and jalapeno

Eh, it's your money.

sure, just make sure you don't tip

who the hell orders anything on the phone these days?

Speaking of, why the fuck do you have a rotary phone

yes, thanks

No, it isn't alright. Get me sausage and mushroom.

Sounds fine.

Cheese and pepperoni sounds nothing like meat lovers.

Best be checking yourself, bitch.

I would order a works from papa johns

Vegetable or bust.

If you're buying, yeah.

If you're using my card, then no. We'll get one chicken/bacon/red onion/mushroom, and the other will be italian sausage/green olive/ham/bell pepper.

Make sure it's turkey pepperoni because I don't eat pork. Now come here and worship my big brown Muslim cock, white bitch.

Combination or supreme not sure what it's called

pepperoni + broccoli please

Getting pizza delivered means you're getting shitty pizza. Doesn't matter what toppings you put on it. I suppose if you want to make it as shitty as possible you could add dumb shit like pineapples, Buffalo chicken, ranch dressing and BBQ sauce, but that's on you. I won't be having any.

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Cheese comes by default you dumb bitch.

Not sure if autistic or purposefully misunderstanding.

It's implying that they're going to order both cheese, and pepperoni pizzas. A cheese pizza is a pizza without any toppings other than the customary tomato sauce and cheese.

no. i only eat the chicago classic.
giardiniera
mushroom
green peppers
onion
italian sausage
if you have to ask if its deep dish you should kill yourself because the answer is obvious

>Getting pizza delivered means blaa blaa blaa blaa blaaa

Yes, that's fine.

Enjoy eating shitty pizza.

And you enjoy sucking cock

Why are you pretending to be the OP?

I meant cheese and pepperoni faggot

Pepperoni pizza is the standard
I would kindly accept

>tfw you can vaguely remember only liking cheese pizza as a toddler and how grownup you felt when you finally tried pepperoni and liked it