Post GOAT crisps

someone had too much kartoshka and puertnik in their bluetshnick it seems

might as well end the thread now it literally doesnt get better than this

thanks me too

Settle down children. Adults are here now.

The patrician choice

Lay's are like shit Walkers

How does one fuck this up?

Used to occasionally get these as a treat when I was a kid

This is too high brow. By the time I tried scampi fries I was already a man and the taste was nothing but sickening.

essential pub crisps

Flamin Hot can suck a dick

One of the few things I miss from England.

fucking love these, but my colon doesn't

>crisps
>posts nasty ass chips

The chocolate in Bong is better desu. The aftertaste of Hershey's is diabetes and shit.

my exact fuckin sentiments

and I grew up in the ghetto where flamins where fuckin worshiped

British snack foods tastes like garbage. I don't know where y'all get your corn, flour, and potatoes, but it tastes like it was stored in a musty old library for about 6 months before it got shipped out.

Tried a packet of jammie dodgers one time and it tasted like a strawberry gummy pressed in between two powdered encyclopediaes with some school desk pencil shavings

No wonder time lords keep shilling them

>watching Doctor Who in 2017

Probably because they're imports that have been shipped then stored in a warehouse for months. I've been lucky enough to snack in most first world countries and Bong is objectively better than most others. Including meme food countries like Germany, Switzerland and Belgium. American snacks are fucking gross mostly - can taste the preservatives and sugar with each bite.

Are you alright mate?
Like mentally alright? Because you sound fucking retarded

Bacon fries are more better

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Back to plebbit if you can't handle banter senpai.

Hunky dorys are nicer

Gone but never forgotten

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