I'm going to the gas station. Ya want anything?

>price printed where expiration date should be
Classic

No I mean what the hell is a 3 pack

The Jews at the grocery stores put clearance tags over the expiration date.

I'm onto those fuckers

Let me get a Budweiser and a pack of camels please

Yeah man, get me a nig gulp of gasoline, I needa clean the carbs on my bike

Cherry Slush puppy

>Flyovers

2 of these

you better be going to wawa senpai

12 pack of DP

green apple pref but any works pls and thank you

Good taste

I'll have 2 Mickey's as well and lemme get 2 packs of hot pork rinds and a snickers

As many of these as you can find.

Get me sum dat 7-11 sushi

Pack of Maverick Red 100's please. Here's a ten.

67 nerds ropes of every flavor please I'm tired of living

lemme get uhhhh
sour watermelon candy

lemme get uhhhh boneless pizza and a two litre coke

Just a couple of Slim Jims, please.

2 chicken taqutios with a cup of the cipotle sauce

Get me a bottle of water, and a payday as well. Maybe toss in a Fastbreak if you're feeling generous.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm hungry, get me something to eat.

TAQUITOS

Two of every variety

Potato chips and a 3 musketeers

shocktarts or shockers or whatever they renamed them to this time

Gas

Egg salad and Chicken salad sandwiches and Goldfish/Cheeze-its please.
Also, a raspberry tea dealer's choice of brand, and some pic related.

Thanks OP

yeah u think u could get some Lacroix, also we're out of laundry detergent.

A couple of lemonade sugar free Rockstars, watermelon if they don't have lemonade.

Also get me some jalapeño lays.

>If speedway
some nachos fucked up with cheese and jalepenos

>If five star(kyfag)
Lemme get that grilled chicken wrap

Do they still sell that beer with candy floating in it... skittlebrau?

Zesty mordant

Juh lop a no

If you're in the deep south I'll take a couple pieces of dark meat fried chicken. Otherwise I don't eat gas station food.

Boys can you set me up with chips, pop and a bar

general portion

if you buy white portion I'll kick you in the nuts

...

Anything with Larry Csonka on it, I'll pay for it

The only time a friend asks me that is if he's the least drunk one out of the gaggle. So... beer.

And McDonald's.

What ice cream do they have?

Look out! that guy is going to key your car!

get me an apple senpai

>tfw Americans seriously go to the gas station to buy food

I wanna hang out with fufu berry soda girl.

Jesus christ can you imagine the new and creative diseases that germinate inside fucking gas station sushi? I can barely stomach supermarket sushi as it is, gas station sushi must be fucking ground zero for the next pandemic.

Go to google maps and look at America outside of the major cities. Go to streetview at random areas and zoom in on the towns. America is a goddamned sprawl. Some towns only have one or two gas stations to shop at with a small mart. The nearest larger shopping center is the Walmart that's a 2 hour drive both ways from them.

>tfw going to the Allsups because the nearest walmart is 90 minutes away in Abilene
>parents don't want to move and too neet to do anything in tiny town
End my life.

Some shells around me got some real good shit. They got donuts, fried chicken, buffalo wings, little pizza, slushies, ice cream. Dude it's the best for late night munchies.

>he doesn't know about French gas station poulet bresse rotisseries

You are a pleb.

White sip please

>burrito
>fritos or takis
>steel reserve
A balanced lunch

>I'm going to the gas station. Ya want anything?

A 3-pack of red Zingers.

Pic related please

I think he's referring to this

I think he's referring to this

>Swishers
Negro detected.

I could really go for a pack of Black and Mild wine flavored, and how about a case of Budweiser?

A 40-pound box of bananas.

>tfw nearest big supermarket is a three hour drive through two mountain passes and one of the country's most dangerous roads

Americans have it easy.

>TFW literally only ever seen root beer, cream soda, orange and berry lemonade in my town

I want to try fufu and apple so bad

Not all 7-11s are gas stations, and the one near me makes pretty good sushi if you're desperate

>"I'm going to the gas station."
>why, user?
>"to get gas of course, I'll brb"
>why don't you go get gas when you are going to do something else?
>...

He went to "get gas" like 4 times a day. I think it had something to do with

>$20 worth of scratchers
user for that price you could get
>6 pack of good beer
>12 pack of mid-tier beer
>24 pack of shit beer
>a bottle of whiskey
But instead you got pieces of paper that are worth less than the papers you paid with.

Can't win if you don't play

>y-yeah brodie, if you don't mind

max par

>spending $20 on a 6 pack of anything
Why are coasties so easy to scam