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Here is an old picture of some scrambled eggs and spam with toast. Notice how the eggs are incredibly creamy (exactly like gordon ramsay eggs). The toast is the perfect golden brown and the butter makes it shimmer like a warm summer morning. You have nothing on me.

What the hell, user. I hope you didn't eat that dog vomit.

That is a mess.. in such large portions as well. Poor family has to eat that and smile

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Did somebody shit on the plate when you weren't looking ?

That's fucking disgusting

This is what he meant by "get off your high horses and eat shit"

>falling for the ramsay eggs meme
cream or creme fraiche doesn't belong in scrambled eggs, it's practically porridge at that point. who the fuck decided that scrambled eggs need to be creamy?

I feel sorry for whoever ate that. Even if it was you.

That doesn't even look unappetizing, it's just a shit photo

all this just looks like what I've seen in the average Veeky Forums challenged thread

That's fucking gray chicken ass water m8

All that's missing is the usual carrot chunks.

What's the issue here?

How do you guys find the bad ones? They mostly look pretty gud or like stock photos

just have to find a popular recipe and quickly look through the photos

>Ramsay's meme eggs

Sorry to tell you but they're fucking raw, you stupid fucking twat sow idiot cow. Now fack off.

underrated

Brits have to liquefy all their food because no teeth

holy shit i laughed so hard at that

Americans are worse.

well played

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>U.S.: 1.2%
1.2% of fucking what?

Rotten fucking teeth at a guess.
It's probably an average per person.

No picture necessary for this one.

All that image is telling me is that the british take absolute shit care of their teeth, requiring them to visit the dentist constantly.

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You get regular check ups at least twice a year, preferably quarterly just to ensure everything is fine. What the fuck do Americans do, wait until their teeth are falling out?

Yes.
Dental checkups are expensive.

Brush their fucking teeth?
Are you too stupid to look at your own teeth and notice any kind of pain, discoloring, cavities, etc?

Dental insurance is like $20/mo and you get two free cleanings a year, don't be a retard.

they aren't when you live in a civilized country

looks like diarrhea. worst looking dish on this board.

>replaced the cream cheese with melted cheddar

I had dental insurance, and when I had to use it, it didn't really cover anything and I still spent $800 out of pocket to remove two wisdom teeth. It's a scam

>I didn't read the terms of my insurance agreement so all insurance is bad
Don't be retarded next time?
I had to get my wisdom teeth out and had no insurance. Told the agent on the phone up front I was getting it pretty much just for that. Covered 70% of the procedure immediately, two free cleanings, yearly xray, etc.
I had a cavity filled last month and it cost me $20.
I pay $30 a month.

Fuck off, Ramsay eggs are god tier if they're made right.

>replaced the cream cheese with melted cheddar
GOLLY WHAT COULD GO WRONG

if by "creamy" you mean "2 minutes undercooked", then yea.

Most middle of the road in this thread.

Hang on, so you're mocking Brits for getting regular checkups but bragging about your regular dental visits including yearly x-ray?

I'm mocking brits for having to go to the dentist 80 times a year
And I'm explaining to that other idiot that good dental insurance isnt expensive

You are aware that frequent dental checkups are a preventative measure like getting routine physical examinations from your doctor, right? What is there to mock about regular health checks?

Flawed logic right here.

You get a physical once a year at most.
If you went 4 times a year for a physical you'd be labeled a hypochondriac.
British people going to the dentist that compulsively means they have shit dental hygine to begin with.

Bongistanian

Whilst I appreciate you tried twice to elucidate your argument I'm afraid you're still failing to make any sense at all.
Stick to YouTube threads, you'll find them less intellectually taxing.

>Veeky Forums attempts to make fun of normies food
>user's pig slop porridge gets the the most (you's)

Mmm tater tot casserole with cornflakes and potato chips on top :) Boyfriend, kids, and hubby loved it!

i've found that step to be more about temperature control than anything else which is essential in making good eggs

>they have shit dental hygine to begin with
>0.6% decay rate compared to 1.2%
Reminder that cletus' illusions that americans have perfect teeth all come from the media's misrepresentation of everyone having perfect bleached white teeth

>0.6% decay rate compared to 1.2%
That is literally meaningless.

No shit, hence the on and off heat steps. the cream helps obtain that porridge consistency though, without cream it is harder to cook eggs like that.

stirring the fuck out of the eggs, creme fraiche, and temperature make the eggs like that. egg porridge being good is your opinion.

And all the butter and heating the pan from cold with the eggs in it

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>Brits have healthier teeth than Americans
>That's only because they go to the dentist more often, because they have less healthy teeth.
What did he mean by this.

It's literally not. It's the DMFT index, which measures the percentage of the population who have cavities and dental erosion. Look it up.

that brits look after their teeth better than americans do, which is why americans have a higher national percentage of poor dental hygiene

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Simple and delicious! Being that pork and sauerkraut is a New Year's Eve tradition I had to make this and boy was it good - not only for the ease of prep but for the taste. I didn't add the optional baby potatoes and used two bags of Boar's head sauerkraut. I also threw in a thin sliced Granny Smith apple and a little brown sugar (this takes away the tartness of the kraut). I made this before I went to bed New Year's Eve and it was done for New Year's day. Perfect with mashed potatoes and sweet peas!

"This delicious chicken and mushroom stew is easy to make, flexible, and with layers of flavor it has a real comfort food richness but with a little zing! We do not add salt to this dish. We find it gets enough from the chicken stock and the soups and adding extra can overdo it. It can always be added to taste when you serve. We like it on brown rice or noodles but baked or mashed potato works well too."

Szechuan Shrimp!

Looks like diarrhea from someone with pancreatic cancer.

Pig slop porridge holy lmao I haven't laughed at this site in a good minute

>I replaced every ingredient and this tasted disgusting

GEE I WONDER WHY

That jenk looks lit af I'd brown out hard on that for days senpai

I swear I thought those were little hot chocolate marshmallows.

If only there was a chart for teeth that faced opposite poles.

Is that an English muffin with a piece of raw chicken, topped with an under-cooked egg and holondaise sauce?

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I would definitely recommend softening the croutons/stuffing cubes in milk or water beforehand. I lined the bottom of the pan with the dry stuffing (plus sauteed celery and onions for flavor), placed the chicken breasts on the stuffing, added the cheese and soup mixture, and then topped with additional stuffing. The only complaint that I had was that any sauce that would have been created for the chicken was absorbed by the stuffing underneath, which created a wonderful flavor for the stuffing, but left the chicken a little more bland than I would have liked.

>The only complaint that I had was that any sauce that would have been created for the chicken was absorbed by the stuffing underneath, which created a wonderful flavor for the stuffing, but left the chicken a little more bland than I would have liked.

That's why you soak your stuffing cubes in STOCK instead of fucking flavorless water. That way they're already flavored and the chicken flavor will remain in the chicken.

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looks like a piece of melted american cheese flavored product

Huh, I never knew that yellow and snaggled meant perfect dental hygiene over in Bongstanistan.

stoner heaven

That's just part and parcel of a healthy mouth, user

>Boyfriend, kids, and hubby loved it!
kek

Honestly, looking at this makes my head hurt. Makes me want to run myself over with a car.

bone apple tea

>my stereotypes are a more valid source than clinical statistics
at least the other kids might think you're cool though

Seeing as Brits have less cavities than Americans, I'd say brushing is going on,but going to the dentist is free at point of use and we get taxed whether we use it or not so why not get a check up?

>Seeing as Brits have less cavities than Americans
[citation needed]

>Perfectly healthy, decent teeth that haven't been bleached and surgically forced to adhere to an artificial standard of beauty created by works of fiction.

Yeah, I'd say the Brits do have better teeth.

It's the DMFT index, as shown in this graphic here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decay-missing-filled_index

Too lazy to find an up to date on, but it shows a similar picture to this: who.int/oral_health/media/en/orh_figure6.pdf

>5 stars!
>It's absolutely the best and most perfect thing ever!
>I literally only changed fucking everything about it!

looks like officer maggot gave your toast a punishment of 22 spits

wife material

Bampu

>hubby's fuck'n favority!!!

Fuuuuuck. Reviewers on all recipes are the fuggin worst.