Do you energize your almonds before consumption Veeky Forums?

yeah sure mate, considering i also post on an imageboard of idiots. also learn how to greentext.

>MILK AND CEREALS

WHO MICROWAVES SUCH THINGS?

da fuq u be thankin excitin water molecules in mah food yo

dat shit chemicals and i only eat all natural deep fried

i aint tryin to be an xman and shit!

Do you not activate your milk and cereals?

Dem White people excite the water to keep us down!

>The microwave field
Hahaha wtf

You should also stop boiling food to.

If you stand within 3 feet of a microwave while it's running your brain will literally get diabetes and implode, I learned that from ck.

How do I... activate almond milk?

There should be a switch on the side that says "unactivated" and "activated"
The more expensive cartons have indicator lights.

I go to stores and activate all the almonds in the bulk food area.
Nobody knows they are buying pre-activated almonds and they aren't getting freshly activated ones!

y'ever microwaved oatmeal or farina you big oaf?

please tell me people aren't this fucking stupid

They are even more dumb than the image suggests.

How many almonds can you eat a day? I think I've gobbled down 200g and I'm not feeling so well.

Yes they are.
People still own those death machines.
You might as well be sitting on nuclear fallout.

200,000 almonds?!

200grams/7ounce

"Activating" is germinating but not waiting for sprouts to pop out. You can't do it yourself because the FDA requires pasteurization of almonds. Whole grains can be activated before cooking.

I don't know why people find the idea of wetting seeds (e.g. Almonds) and letting them rest for a while to make them think they're going to sprout so they release all the good chemicals that's stored in non-human-absorbable forms so alien.

People in Asia do this with rice too, letting the unprocessed whole grain rice rest in a warm bowl of water before cooking.

What happens if a sticker falls off?

When is he coming over?

You have to eat them with the stickers on

You dumb ass nigga, you can get raw almonds at any swpl grocery store. They are at trader joes and whole foods and probably other upmarket grocers.

"raw" almonds are still pasteurized.

you send them back to the factory

Prove it

This can't be real

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond#Mandatory_pasteurization_in_California

You can watch some fail to sprout if you want.

"raw" cashews are heavily steamed. They're inedible when raw.

holy shit
someone made activating almonds a real thing

It was a real thing before it was a meme. Get off this site and do your homework. Maybe candy coat it by doing it intermittently with a game that has some downtime.

>California.
They pasteurize everything because one kid got an upset tumtum.

I used to eat almonds off the tree.

people aren't this fucking stupid

2001 almonds?

You're right, people do indeed still own (and use) microwaves in their home in the current year. I haven't owned a microwave in well over a decade, and am still recovering from the ionisation caused by the microwave field, but my thoughts are already far clearer and withing 3 months I should be able to manipulate time and space at will.