Supermarket workers

lady bought some gold fish crackers proceeded to go out side and bury them in the dirt while crying. we called the cops.

Chinese lady holding up her son so he could piss in one of the bins in the produce area during peak hours.

i'm guessing they were in a carton/tray/whatever and got put in the bag first and then the lady thought the chip bag going on top would somehow press down really hard on them

Homeless woman taking a piss in our cafe area, guy on a mart cart stuck his ass over the side and took a shit in the middle of an aisle, got a possum stuck in our trash compactor that we just couldn't crush in there so we had to call animal control. I'm sure there's other stories if I think about it, it was in a shitty part of town

that's actually fucking hilarious

70 something crossdressing customer came into our store, walked with a cane even though he didn't need one, argued over a half eaten banana. We refunded him his 14 cents

>women gives me cents with her pubes
>alcoholic women tries to fight security
>my manager almost picks a fight with some promoters over some baskets
>african immigrant buys like 50 buns
>some faggot spergs out when I drag his champagne to fast
>gypsy women tries to get free stickers with her disformed baby

I was a cashier for a year and I never really saw anything weird, just people stealing. Lots of people. Both workers and clients. And security guards. And management. Everyone fucking steals from supermarkets.

the gypsy was trading her freak baby for stickers?

What kind of buns?

people not picking the items on the back of the shelf in the dairy section

A white family (1 mom, 3 young kids) all with blonde dreads walked in with their pet baby pig. It was kinda cute but they obviously had to leave.

I didn't ever work at a grocery store, but if you want to hear a fucked up thing that happened in a grocery store I witnessed:

>I'm 22 or so (30 now so that's a guesstimate)
>Picking up my usual at that age, a 12 pack of beer and a frozen pizza
>The Frozen pizza section is lined up with the checkout registers
>Look over and see a young mom with a full shopping cart
>Young mom holding a baby, and I mean close to newborn out the the hospital
>She bends over to pick up a candy bar, holding the baby with 1 arm, she reaches for one on the bottom
>And as she bends over, you see whats coming don't you?
>Yep, she drops the baby like 3 feet onto the tile so hard when it hits it's head literally bounced

To this day I think about how that kid is probably fucking retarded as hell because his fat ass mom wanted a candy bar and dropped him/her.

>the carrot

There's a carrot in the picture?

what you really wanted to tell us is that you were that baby... weren't you, user?

This is reddit tier shit. Fuck off.

Kill yourself, newfag

Used to stock shelves on the nightcrew. Walked in on the married with kids manager getting a blowjob from a vietnamese twink one night - they thought they had locked the bathroom door. Always wondered how that gook faggot got the easy aisles.

Oh man. Damn chinks. I live in nyc, one time during rush hour chino kid was being little shit, so his mom took out some news papers, spred em on the floor and the kid just shat in front of like 140 people. Im still scarred

>you

>reddit spacing

People fucking in an isle during night shift

>guy on a mart cart stuck his ass over the side and took a shit in the middle of an aisle
'MURRICA

one time i left my backpack at the little lunch eating area and there happened to be shotgun shells in the bag and i was too scared to go back and get it because i thought the police may be called

Let's say this story is true, a cuple of questions:
- Why did you/they call the cops?
- Did she have a shovel within the supermarket?
- Was the burying trespassing?
- What did the police ultimately do?

Sorry newfriend, maybe this is more your speed:
>post food kino
>is Jack /ourguy/
>who McChiken kino here
>what did Jack mean by this
>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>(((them)))
Retard

Never worked in a super market but one time a homeless lady started yelling and screaming at me in the parking lot and followed me into the store whilst still yelling and screaming at me, i guess security took care of it lol

Yeah it was in a bad area that had a bunch of motels that were subsidized to house sex offenders and other convicted felons. The state came in and shut all of them down (all owned by the same guy) due to living conditions and the worst I saw after that were entitled welfare queens and upper class white women who ironically acted in the same way. Biggest lesson I learned while working there is most people are shit, regardless of class

"LOOK baby! SEE SAD baby! Give FREE for to make baby happy!"

I am from america and I see a lot of people defecating in their own pants when they are in the supermarket

Fucking gypsies
youtu.be/gi5INaeq_N8

Asshole homeless guy yelling at a cashier for no reason because she "bruised" his apples even though she didn't do anything to damage them. I'm pretty sure he was trying to get them for free or something

It's the same asshole homeless guy who corners you between cars in the Walmart parking lot to beg for money so him and "his girlfriend" can eat and then you see him at the liquor store all the time

I've been working at Wegmans for years now, finally got a job in my field of study lined up. If it pans out, I'll dump my stories here eventually. Wont do it now because it could pretty easily be traced back to me and I'm pretty sure a few of my coworkers browse Veeky Forums.

t. Chang from Toronto

Went travelling to the US for a year some time ago, did a stint at walmart for quick cash/novelty

I saw two obese women get wedged into the isle when they tried to walk past each other. It was then that I realized that while lots of things are just stereotypes, amerilards are the real deal

Why are you guys so miserable all the time?
I hardly ever see someone that doesn't look like he wants to kill himself.

>kid accidentally spraying perfume into their eyes
>guy getting blowjob from his girlfriend in the parking lot
>old fat woman pissing herself at the register without acknowledging it
>woman smoking outside, smoke blowing directly into her baby's face
>had to call 911 after a guy collapsed in our store, turns out he had alcohol poisoning and tried to molest someone before coming in

because they work at a supermarket.

Harpies irl my dude.
Europanons, tell me where the Romanis come from and how they became what they are now.

I am from the united states of american and I sometimes wonder why we defecate in supermarkets

Fellow northeast bro here, what state do you live in? Upstate ny here

No. But I think that baby does post here. For him, it's the McChicken.

I am from basement and I sometimes wonder why I'm giant faggot

No you aren't. No we don't.

Homeless and drunk people my man. I'm sure Europe is full of them too, that behave in similarly disgusting ways, however I'd say Americans are the most connected to the internet at all times so therefore whatever happens here gets recorded, posted and becomes a meme

>women gives me cents with her pubes
Say wha?

I don't work for Walmart, but my job requires me to work inside it at least twice a week.

Anyway I saw some fatass black bitch grinding against the hotcase (with the pizza and fried chicken) in it. This lasted for a few minutes.

>Homeless and drunk people
>willingly ignoring the hundreds of pics of fat asses just sharting their lazy asses for no particular reason
are all americans this deluded?

>work at bougie grocery store
>literally people constantly ragequit over us being out of camel milk. its apparently really good for babies or something. idk.
>rich people are monsters
>got yelled at because we don't carry 'organic hand sanitizer'
>lady asked me if we carried vegan bone broth, i had to explain what bone broth was

A lady wearing only a moo-moo and an oxygen tank was walking around the store, had an emercy and apparently rushed out of the store, while shitting on the floor. could only imagine that she wasnt wearing any underwear. I was told to clean up said shit. I havent killed myself to this day for agreeing to the task. Higher ups told me to clean it, but apparently others declined the task, and being a dumb asshole I am, agreed to do it because of manager/bossman said to.

I could find pictures of nasty Europeans to counter troll you, instead I'm gonna go lay on the couch and scratch my American nuts. Because I'm not O B S E S S E D.

I don't work in one either but last time I was in one, there was a woman who had to have been 450 pounds minimum on one of those electric scooters, she was sitting slightly sideways so she could pull her shopping cart behind her in which her children were riding, like a caboose. I really regret not taking a picture

nice effort fatty O B E S E D

Had a guy flip his shit because someone told him a wrong price for cherrys. the cherry price is still in the registry, so we can't fuck him over.
goes on about like 14 cent. women behind him gives him 1€. he throws it somewhere. tells her to come to the brothel, he would pay for her.
Had to kick him out.
other guy. probably a faggot, mid ages. with his friend and abunch of children. starts screaming at a worker because of his face. he apperantly looked funny at him. his friend is backing him up "excusses don't help now". tells my collegue that he whishes he was never born.
other than that I am just amazed where people put stuff. Milkproducts somewhere in the market and stuff.... or picking things from the lowest pallet thus ruining all of the above ones.

Scooter "trains" pretty common man, I see that shit at Walmart all the time.

Around Christmas time I was grabbing my inventory out of the receiving area at Walmart, came out the back doors into the "main" area of the store, and saw a fat man screaming at Walmart employees about how he was being "mistreated" and "abandoned."

Apparently he couldn't walk far under his own power due to his weight, and thus got stranded near the car parts section when the battery in his scootie died. I guess he'd been there a few minutes with no way to get out... lmao

>completely useless post
Oh, I'll just be here F5ing the whole time. Perhaps you should get some friends and family so that you have someone other than Veeky Forums to tell about landing your oh so much better job?

"Romanis" are a misnomer, Gypsies were exiled from India a while back and came to Europe. They were just general traveling thieves/whatever that skulked from town to town to prey on the locals' charity.

A woman tried to steal makeup by hiding it in her vagina and fat rolls, then started fighting security as well as the cop who responded.

Some hipster got upset at a manager because the store couldn't process money orders that day. He came back about 10 minutes later wearing a shirt that had "Fuck [manager's name]" written on it while yelling & dancing around the service desk.

I work at a whole foods, we found a severed penis in a ziploc bag in the vegan snacks aisle behind some kale chips.

>He came back about 10 minutes later wearing a shirt that had "Fuck [manager's name]" written on it while yelling & dancing around the service desk.
I don't care how much of a fag that guy was, If I saw that I'd have to thank him for making my day

Did you throw out all the broccoli or sell it?

>willingly ignoring the fact that I said mostly American shit gets posted on the internet
Tell me what awesome country you live in that doesn't have a homeless/drug addict problem

sure it wasn't just an action item for vegans? seems like something they would like to eat.
was it a human penis?

Fucking lol

>he never had where's wally books as a kid

We got a detective up in here

>sharters are evidently well adjusted hamplanet americans
>ITS THE HOMELESS I SWEAR
go wash your onesie, shartboy

>thinks anybody actually gives a shit if he posts his stories or not
So you're even a cuck on the Internet huh?

I live in a small country outside of both America and Europe, and I have never ever seen anybody shit themselves at a supermarket. What is with this epidemic of Americans shitting themselves in public?

>Deli worker
>Homeless ass looking man asks for an entire log of colby jack cheese
>Slap a price tag off one and give it to him
>See him later filling his cart with hotdog buns and twinkies

Kek

>taking my second post out of context of my first post
>quoting my first post that explains the deplorable behavior of the second post
This is your average eurocuck in defense of his own view of Americans despite the fact that his own country has the same issues.

they're just presenting their shit as a gift to their idol, wal-mart

Kek

that's where you're wrong.
American shit usually gets posted on a supermarket aisle first

i work in the deli and i add a little spit to anyone who asks for their meat/cheese to be sliced extra thin. shit is such a pain in the fucking ass.

>Europeans get off about posting about our shit
>human waste product is a serious point of discussion for Europeans
>American culture is shit
What?

>usually cover the register during our cashier's lunch break
>cash out a girl for a drug test and look outside for a few minutes
>notice a scrap truck driving down the middle of the one-way street across from our store
>girl I cashed out is driving behind them and decides to pass them on the side
>the truck finishes its wide turn and takes out half of the front of her vehicle

Post stories of times the grocery jester got you good anons.

>He doesn't know about hermeneutics!
youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs
maximum pleb

bitch don't make me close this tab

Should have told her urine for trouble

>his name was coke sniffles

>be cashier
>deal with shitty customers yeah
>old woman
>has a buy one get one free item
>gets pissed off that it's free and makes me charge it
>i go to help bag and she fucking smacks my hand and almost smacks me on the head
>almost freak out but i'll get fired if i do anything
>goes up to manager's desk and says that i'm a bad cashier and should be fired and shit talks me
>almost get fired anyway because of this
not exactly weird but one of the weirdest things that has happened to me in my opinion

Oh it was definitely a human peener. We have a few crazy tranny customers, pretty sure one of them left it.

>real quiet woman that works at supermarket
>end of every shift buys 1 tin cat food
>doesn't show up for a month, no one knows why
>local newspaper, busted by RSPCA (animal welfare?)
>80 cats, EIGHTY CATS!
>9 of them still alive

heh

Source on gif?

A couple of night shift guys got caught watching porn on the tv in the break room during their shifts. Management remedied this by getting rid of the tv and the couch that used to be in there.