Going to the UK and Ireland tomorrow. What foods should I try out? Restaurant and grocery included

Going to the UK and Ireland tomorrow. What foods should I try out? Restaurant and grocery included.

You need to be more specific, where in the UK?

Preferably outside of it. There is no good food in the UK.

try Mcdonalds

Blood sausage and Haggis

cumberland pie
cumberland sausage
black pudding
white pudding
yorkshire pudding
lancashire hotpot
welsh rarebit
welsh cawl
scotch broth
guinness pie
irish stew
pound cake
bubble & squeak
devonshire tea incl. clotted cream
scotch egg
smoked cod and white sauce
oysters kilpatrick

try a bunch of their cheeses too, I've had 2 and they were fuarkin amazing. Doubt their fish n chips is as good as our flake & chips tho.

oh and most of all make sure to eat a few cold pork pies, especially if you like French terrine or Ukrainian kholodets

I ate pastys everywhere in the uk. they don't sell them at shops in my town and I'm too lazy to make them. so I enjoyed that

Just don't eat beef. It's all bse infested toxic waste. Not safe AT ALL

Unsurprisingly the meme food is overrated. If you get fish & chips from the first shop you see you're bound to think it's bland shit and it is. Yes there are some places that do god tier fish & chips but they're few and far between

FAKE NEWS

Spent 2 weeks in Dublin. Ate at every restaurant I could find. Best place was an Italian cafe.

How the fuck do you guys not recommend Fish and Chips, especially on a newspaper?

Because it's not worth it. See

I didn't because I'm a convict islander and we do it better with shark

try HAGGIS, its irelands national dish

Sharks are fish too

The food is mostly interchangeable, but try some fried haggis in Scotland if you can.

Haggis, black puddings, pork pies, Cornish pasties, cheeses and ale. Find somewhere that does a good ploughman's lunch, you'll thank me later.

Toast sandwich

>BOVINE spongiform encephalitis is dangerous to humans
Retard.

>newspaper
Not unless you have a time machine dipshit.

Stop off in Northern Ireland and get yourself an Ulster Fry. Literally the only good thing about the country.

Stop at supermacs and get a snack pack. Also lucozaide

Go to, or order from a blatantly non paki chippy and get donner kebab meat, chips and curry sauce. Thank me later lad.

>implying a runt tourist is going to find his way into a decent chippy

very funny

OP get a local to recommend some decent local pubs, avoid chains

Find restaurants that specialise in foreign (to them) foods.

The island apes are shiteaters.

>especially if you like French terrine

Most genuinely hilarious thing I've read anywhere on 4Chins, ever.

It's 50 types of bread fried in lard.
Literal shit, like ALL bong fodder.
Eat only overseas food in Monkey Island