Ayyy I'm going out to get some grub. Want me to pick you up something? My treat

Ayyy I'm going out to get some grub. Want me to pick you up something? My treat.

>going out to get some grub
Then why the fuck are ya coming back inside, ya cunt?

I forgot my keys asshole. Just tell me what you want so I can go

I'm craving some nachos. Thanks, Brah. I'll get you back next time.

Yes I'll take an order of deep fried grub and a diet coke (plus tax).

get me some black liquorice

get me a slim jim

Some Tim tams please

Get me a Dr. Pepper.

most homosexual answer

giant football helmet full of cottage cheese

What are you, crazy?

>black licourice
Is there another kind?

Brown. Sweeter, slightly fudgy. There are also two kinds of black; salty and sweet. Then there's salmiak which isn't liquorice at all but sometimes lumped in anyway.

Yeah, can you pick me up off the floor? I'm 2 lazy to stand lolz

you mean too fat

Wtf is a timtam?

A double chalupa, a potatorito with extra chipotle sauce, a tostada with beans and cheese and a large diet Mountain Dew. Get me some extra fire sauce too. And if there's a BK on the way, get me a 10 pc nugget. Thanks brah I'll get you back

McGangbang

Tofu for me and two bulls. One for my wife and one for my wife's daughter.

Yes, a gun to end my pointless existence.