Local pizza place won't deliver to my house anymore

>not cooking your own pizza

Well that's what you get for not tipping. Just order frozen pizzas from Amazon from now on, fatso.

ok i admit one time i asked him what time he got off. just trying to make chit chat while he got my change. it got a little awkward.

U autist

Having worked in delivery... I tend to side with them. Probably deserved it

Please regale us with tales of your interactions with the delivery boy OP. I have a good feeling about this thread.

this, an hour and a quarter later it's still a shit-n-run thread

Making your own is only worthwhile if your time is worth less than $30/hour

Who are you and why do you keep using this same fucking gif

He's from reddit and he's not going back.

'Ey, bro. Some people really are that fucking vile that they get blacklisted. Had this one dude that would order a personal pan pizza every week, and always answer for us delivery bitches in nothing but piss and shit stained tightey whiteys. The smell coming out his place was literally vomit inducing, we had a first nighter get stuck with his order and the dude quit because of it, which after our numerous complaints got the dude blacklisted from delivery.

Undoubtedly a Veeky Forums user.

>tfw the customer asks you to come inside and wait for them to get the money

t. Redditor
>hhueheue us wacky 4channers hey fellas!!!!

7 year pizzabro here...
I used to deliver to a guy who's place smelled like actual literal shit. He would answer the door in moomoos of various colors, and his house was decked out in hentaianimu stuff. He would hand me greasy money; actually greasy.
I also worked for a dude who would constantly ask me and other drivers if we wanted to have slumber parties when his wife was out of town.
I've also repeatedly delivered to a lady who prefers whites to deliver her food. She had said this on the phone, and was continued to be humored because why not? Her money is still money.

All of this is to say: you must have demonstrated some considerable degeneracy if your "blacklisting" is truth.

Man you sound pathetic.

fiction and falsehood

>their house smells like stale kitchen grease and cat piss
it's me

>Lol us 4channers are so weird rite guise? XDD

>they're old people and the house smells like moth balls and dead skin

9gaggers

I once drunkenly ordered a pizza, woke up to the delivery guy knocking on the door. Forgot I ordered a pizza. Realized I had no money & screamed at the guy in a very threatening manner to get the fuck off my property. They still deliver. I have since apologized & tipped the delivery driver a twenty. Not the original driver mind you. He wont come back.

The point being is.. the still deliver & I threatened bodily harm. OP must be some kind of shut in weirdo.

U faggot

Thread is knda funny. If true OP u are one degenerate faggot piece of shit to get black listed for pizza delivery. Im sure u deserved it.

Tell us what really happened or this is fake and gay

>customer orders sprite
>you know its a nigger

kek faggot

>order a drink
>faggot delivery boy fucks it up

Former Whataburger manager here.

I actually set up an excel spreadsheet and tracked drink orders by ethnicity when I was in college.

Statistically, black guests ordered Sprite, Fanta, and Powerade at an insanely higher rate than any other race, while white guests had a massive bias towards Dr. Pepper and sweet/unsweet tea. There was no significant trend in Hispanic or Asian guests.

I'll see if I can find the data.

I order sprite when I'm hungover. I'm white. Shit's great for dehydration.

What kind of Fanta? Strawberry, grape? The Powerade being the blue flavor too, right?

>Realized I had no money & screamed at the guy in a very threatening manner to get the fuck off my property.

I bet you didn't even suck his dick you faggot.
Kids these days

very interested in seeing the data.

I'm a nig and I love powerade but I also love unsweet tea.

>I also worked for a dude who would constantly ask me and other drivers if we wanted to have slumber parties when his wife was out of town.

So? Did you go to one?

I'm not trying to insult you, but are you autistic? Taking information like that is a classic symptom
t. Aspie

>sugar
>good for dehydration

Faggot

>OP has them come to house
>"can't come to door right now, door unlocked, could you bring them in for me?"
>enters, puts dosn order, finds exact change on counter
>sees OP sitting naked on couch, wearing only open bathrobe, legs spread wide open, is fully erect
>I've got a tip for you, so come over here and get it
>delivery boy runs out of the house
>OP confusedly looks at the wad of bills crumpled in his hand, and puts them in his pocket
>pizza was okay

I'm not interested, thanks.

Gatorade is made to rehydrate and contains sugar. I assume it's a matter of quantity. There's probably a maximum amount of sugar before it starts being detrimental.

For example, in a Sprite

>made to rehydrate
>is a liquid
No way!!!

Maybe your fatass will actually benefit from the exercise and getting you out of the house. Plus you're a fucking idiot playing for delivery in the first place. Fuck delivery drivers and their tips.

An example of too much sugar is sprite? It depends on how much you drink. I'm not saying you should down a 2 liter of flat sprite as fast as possible.

I'm not sure what you're on about. I feel like you didn't follow the conversation.

>it's a black guy and you stand in the front hallway for several minutes while a pissed off looking grandma on the couch in the next room glares you down

Gatorade is made to replenish electrolytes, which it accomplishes through the inclusion of salts. I'm not sure where you're getting the idea that Gatorade is made to rehydrate better than, say, water.

She's got wheel of Fortune turned all the way up as well and some kind of tubes in her nose connected to a tank of sorts

It the salt in soda that dehydrates you,making you buy more.

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

I suppose I'm mixing up terminology. Dehydration is specifically water loss and I'm not aware of any word that describes what I was trying to refer to. I'm pretty sure alcohol depletes various electrolytes and consuming only water won't help recover those, unless it's mineral water. Since electrolytes are important for various things, including the body's usage of water, it follows that Gatorade is in fact for rehydration through the addition of electrolytes, which is especially important after drinking.

I don't fully understand the role sugar plays here but I think it would be reasonable to assume that it also in some way aids in recovery from drinking or exercise. I'd guess that alcohol probably ends up reducing blood sugar, at least excessive drinking would. So some quick glucose is probably good (it would also be good for quick energy while exercising).

I'm out of my element here though. Any biofags or medfags wanna weigh in here? Am I correct in my analysis?

You should look up how much sugar is in one can of soda, it might surprise you.

I'm well aware. I rarely drink soda. I tend to drink sparkling mineral water whenever I don't feel like a normal glass of water. I don't have the greatest diet and with all my drinking I kind of need things like Powerade to replenish electrolytes and rehydrate.

You should look up all the things in your body that alcohol fucks with. It's insane.

>pizza arrives
>swing the door open and stand outside
>undo cargo short pocket to grab keychain wallet
>pay for the pizza, no tip
>go back into my lair
>ponytail gets caught in the door AGAIN

UGH

one time when i delivered for jimmy john's in college it was like 11 am on a sunday and a girl opened the door wearing nothing but a tshirt and invited me in to get my tip and i didn't do anything about it and still wonder if i could have had fucked

You're correct in some way in that you need sugar to balance your fluid/mineral intake when on loadsa hartmanns however best for rehydration is saline amazing for hangovers too.