Go into Asian restaurant

>go into Asian restaurant
>they give me a fork

> Go to japanese imageboard
> posts le reddit frog

>Go to Indian restaurant
>They ask me if i want it White hot or Indian hot
JFSUMFAL

>Asian restaurant
>>they give me a fork
wogs and gooks are the most racist people in the world

>go to McDonald's
>they don't give me ketchup for my double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries and ice cold Coca Cola!

>tan because of work outdoors
>go to a new Mexican restaurant
>they speak to me in Spanish
EVERY FUCKING SUMMER

>work outdoors
You basically are a Mexican.
Might as well embrace your new brothers, hombre.

>JFSUMFAL

What did he mean by this?

Everyone who works is a brother to me. And I live in el paso so the default is Mexican anyways haha

>in car with liberals
>they mention hard working mexican immigrants and motion towards half shirtless road crew
>tfw half of them are white and they can't even tell

>go to McDonald's
>they don't give me ketchup
What the FUCK

Just funk shit up my senpai a lamb

JFMLUF?

>go to Italian restaurant
>no spaghettios

>JFSUMAL
Just fucking shit up my actual life?

>go to Midievil Times
>Get an authentic Pepsi and turkey leg on a plastic plate exactly like they did in the olden days

>be British in a steak house
>they give me a spoon

>not eating your steak with a spoon
Oh excuse me mister high society, too good to eat with a spoon are we?

Spoons have too much surface area. You're tasting more metal than meat.

>live at friends house for a few days
>make ramen
>realize he doesnt have chopsticks
>throw the whole thing away
some things have to be done right or not at all

>Midievil
Retard.

Please talk about your gay orgies somewhere else

Happened to me the other day. I just said fuck it and went for it. Zero fucks given.

>Take Asian qt to a steakhouse
>They give her chopsticks

What fucking pleb eats steak with a spoon