I love coffee, but it's making my teeth British. How do I fix this?

I love coffee, but it's making my teeth British. How do I fix this?

find a straw able to handle high temperatures
mine's made of stainless steel

A dentists.

Get your dentist to whiten them.

Brush your fucking teeth

Americans don't into dental hygiene.

This drink started making news just a few month ago.

You can't fix yellowing teeth. Unless you're 'murican and take extreme measures to whiten your teeth.

Swish around some bleach in your mouth, it's what I do. Just be sure not to swallow it.

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What the fuck are you talking about America has the best dental care.

stop drinking coffee. It's better for you to not rely on drugs.

No it's not. Drugs are awesome. Especially ones like caffeine, that literally have no downsides.

coffee is the only joy I have in life

Move to Britain.

Coffee is giving you better dental hygiene than Americans?

>BIDF itt

Brush your teeth, use some of the toothpaste that has baking soda and a whitening agent in it. Keeps mine at an acceptable level.
>t. two-cups-a-day coffee drinker

>memes are more factual than objective statistics

Those whitening toothpastes are a scam and will only damage your teeth

cor bruv birra banter innit?

how dare you reply to me

>a whitening agent

It's blue dye.
The blue filters the yellow and makes it look white.

Notice that you have to /keep/ using it, as the dye keeps wearing off.

Take up smoking, the tar stains will hide the coffee stains.

Well that's not a problem, I brush my teeth twice a day.

Drink coffee through a straw so it won't hit your teeth. :^)

brush after every meal and you'll have nice teeth. that's what I do.

mfw

Other than yellowing your teeth.

I have the same problem. All you have to do is gurgle some water after you finish your coffee. It helps prevent the coffee from staining. It won't work 100% but its enough until you go see your dentist for your cleaning every 6 months.

Caffeine has nothing to do with that.

I drink a lot of coffee and I don't have this problem. You should probably drink more water and brush your teeth more thoroughly

This is the real answer.

most people can't afford it so they go to mexico or costa rica.

In all seriousness if you actually want whiter teeth, get a box of these. They cost like $50 and they hurt a bit the first few times but I only needed one box and my teeth were noticeably whiter when I was done using them. Of course if you keep drinking coffee and other staining liquids you're going to have to keep whitening when your teeth turn yellow again so I don't know.

Dental insurance? ts like 30 dollars a month?

That's a lot for the average joe.
People don't have the disposable income they used to.

No it's not you dope, fuckers pay more for Netflix, Hulu, etc.

like I said. there are whole towns of dentists just over the border for all the ameripoors who can't afford dental treatment.

So why do people let their teeth get so bad?

Because they're lazy and shit.

Why do people let themselves get fat as shit? Because they don't know or don't care to eat healthy and practice good habits

Because they are stupid and/or lazy

>How do I fix this?
Basic fucking dental hygiene
what the fuck man

Bleach your teeth once a year. Brush more than usual with whitening toothpaste. That's not so hard, is it?

>Bleach your teeth
Are there any good brands of bleach out there? I tried generic stuff and it tasted awful. Also, my tongue bled a bit.

Usually your dentist recommends you one. Mine gave me a take-home kit to self-administer. Of course, don't go fucking crazy with the bleach. Once a year should be fine.

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Drink it next time, fucko.

Shit, I thought it was just regular bleach.

fuck's sake, pull it together

Let me guess, you've only ever had one pair of grandparents?