Im in Paris. Wut eat?

Pressed duck.

Mcchicken

A traditional french Kebab

French fries

A refugee

Get north african food.
And don't get this get actual north african food.

parisian falafels

unironically a sandwich kebab with algerian sauce

As usual, don't eat near tourist spots
> ate a meal near the centre of Paris with classmates, soup made from powder, boiled meat, expensive
Don't eat anywhere with a very long menu
> lots of french TV shows about how restaurants deal with extensive menus and rising cost by reheating industrial food, not sure how overblown the concern is
Same shit with baguette, cost cutting and industrial products
> had a croissant from a nearby bakery, they had replaced butter with shortening, which leaves a weird coating on the palate. Now sticking to the closest bakery (the guy is a Meilleur Ouvrier de France, his baguettes cost 10 cents more)
Lookup a decent bistro close to you on ratings website. When all else fails, go to Chartier.

youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw

And now for a short guide (I don't know all of them) of all you can eat chains in Paris
- Léon de Bruxelles (all you can eat mussel and fries chain)
- Flam's (all you can eat Flammekueche)
- Bistro Romain (all you can eat beef carpaccio)
- Chez Papa (all you can eat southern potato and gizzards salad)
For not chains:
- Le Louchebem (all you can eat meat)
- Nos ancêtres les gaulois (all you can eat food and wine in a medieval setting, never ate there but I want to)

>all you can eat food and wine in a medieval setting
embarrassing
This for eating in the taxi
Near Gare de Lyon, there's a bistrot which kept its 19th century appearance, I've eaten there a couple of times and it's always delicious and cheap. And there are no tourists.
Just go straight long the road with the ATM, and look for a red drape.

>Paris
>medieval architecture
Retard.

>>Paris
>>medieval architecture
What the fuck did you mean by this ?

Frogs 'n snails.

snails

They tore down all the old stuff and replaced it all with Islamic style buildings.
The Eiffel Tower has a crescent on the top now as well.

>They tore down all the old stuff and replaced it all with Islamic style buildings.
>The Eiffel Tower has a crescent on the top now as well.
Do you feel better posting this kind of shit ?

>(all you can eat food and wine in a medieval setting, never ate there but I want to)

Well I know where I'm going first if I go to France.

Don't eat in Rue de la Huchette

Kebab
Or kebab dick
Not much else to eat in France

eat out one of those hijab girls, I think they are called beurette's in porn. That's what I would do

> not sure what it looks or tastes like, but they use the word 'ripaille' on their website, which is an old word for 'feast'

Go in there and do a lame pun on on gaul (the original french tribe) and gaule (means hard-on in modern French). Do it in a cute foreign accent. Collect hilaralacrity and disapproving stares.

Roi de frites, motherfucker

Get you some o that samourai sauce

A po'boy

royale with cheese

Go eat at le petit prince and get the salmon carpaccio, pork cheeks, and then get the desert sampler. The house wine there is pretty good (the red). Then go to duc des lombards and listen to sum jazz (free entry after 12 but get a drink).

burger king

All the medieval architecture was torn down during Haussmannisation

Sample the local McD's.

A faguette.