So what can I getcha sweetie?

so what can I getcha sweetie?

Pretty basic bitch breakfast menu honestly. Might taste better than Denny's, but it's also about as creative as their options.

Coffee, black. I'm just here to take a shit.

Well young lady, I'll have the chicken fried steak, over easy eggs, grits on the side and a tall OJ

>a restaurant has to have a "creative" menu to be good
Fuck off.

It doesn't. At all. That doesn't make for a good thread though. So you fuck on off with your shit thread.

>tendies are "just for kids"

>$4.25 for a bowl of fucking oatmeal
That bowl better suck my dick and do my taxes for that much of a mark-up

Since they probably have a no singles policy, they wouldn't be serving you to begin with.

What's a 'no singles' policy? Are you saying I can't come in to get food alone?

I don't have a girlfriend or any family or friends, what am I supposed to do?

South of the border omelette, short stack, coffee, and a glass of milk

>serving diner food but with an added embarrassing "theme"
>having the fucking gall to relegate chicken tenders, cheese quesadillas, and fucking GRILLED CHEESE to the "12 years and under" kid's menu as though you're some kind of fucking high-class restaurant that serves wine and caviar and that kind of food is "beneath you"
What the fuck is this? Is this a joke?

Coffee and water

Chicken fried steak, eggs over medium, hash browns, and toast

Thanks

>added theme
>breakfast themed
>serving brrakfast themed breakfast
Autism

>Are you saying I can't come in to get food alone?
Yes, that's what a no singles policy means.

>I don't have a girlfriend or any family or friends, what am I supposed to do?
Eat somewhere else.

>breakfast place doesn't serve biscuits and gravy

Patrician taste here

this wtf, no biscuits and gravy on a breakfast menu is like no chicken and rice on a lunch menu.

I fucking hate diners and breakfast food in general

read the menu again

kys faggot

Chicken fried steak with the eggs over easy, hash browns on the side, and water to drink.

>flyover wants his grease and lard breakfast
>too stupid to read the whole menu
Dammit maw, them biskits n gravy outtna be first thing on the list !!