Webm thread

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Is there a Jack bot or is this just a remarkably efficient user?

>Americans eat this?

gross, too bad he forgot the corn syrup

L O L

Daaang senpai, that looks delectable

Looks like fucking garbage DISCUSTING

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this with the exception of the hotdog birthing

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webmd is literally me when I have to talk to a female

where can I buy sewage and gutter oil to make these?

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This is the market you find in heaven.

>all that work for some gross undercooked, partially raw steak

gross

Do you tell her she has cancer when she complains of a sore foot? I don't understand your post. :(

Ja/ck/ing off is one of the great traditions of Veeky Forums

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Do Americans really eat this?

I don't know. Do you actually eat that?

Holy shit

the worst part of this, is he blames the fucking recipe for him not mixing the flower enough, or waiting for the oil to heat up, or not coating the dog

he thinks he's perfect, and mistakes are the fault of the recipe

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Jack is an evil man

downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

I like this.

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For fuck sake..

holy fuck it's almost like taffy

>3 atap seeds
>puts 4

>creamed corn

>He delivers it in a santa hat
lol that's cute

Didn't even make it one fucking post.

Jack is right about the mexicans.

All jokes aside, at least she is trying to be independent and not allow her handicap to fuck with her life too much. That is something to be respected.

>that entire webm
>obey

dont cows have 4 stomachs?
how come their vicera doesnt look like i picture it?

the creamed corn is much sweeter than what your imagening

That stuff is actually really good.
>had no idea that was creamed corn...

Entirely too much sauce. Imagine biting into that and it squirting all over the place.

I agree with his glassing the ME.

Palestine does deserve napalm tho.

Such a proud people.

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it's a black womyn

youtube.com/watch?v=zwa_D9i5PMU

jackposting needs to be bannable offense its ruining ck

>How to make beetroot.webm

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And she's got a nice pair of knockers

>Veeky Forums
>capable of being ruined
Shitposting pays the bills.

is there a recipe for this?

That's metal as fuck my man

>Do Americans

>industrial music starts playing

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it's not the way you think. it's more like one big stomach with some partitions in it, if that makes any sense at all

idk if this is the textbook definition or not, i just know from my experience with cattle and having to deal with their carcasses

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He's talking about the webm in his post. He spills spaghetti when he talks to qt grills. Took me a few seconds to figure out too

>delicately places dabs of mustard an icing on plate
>smashes it with placenta

That blunt is big af shieeeet

what does do, inject a red dye?

Santa loves his fucking job

it probably injects a cure before the fish are smoked. hence, this video:

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Norway, you are truly my greatest ally.

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>Web md
Like you tell her she has clamidia?

>no flan
this is not halo halo

>downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/
whos the autist that created this/

She's a better person than I'll ever be

Because for some fucking reason, the hipster fucks who come up with this shit think you need to put on an autistic show before you serve the food.

>No fucking ube
ay nako!

Think of it as comedic relief.

>creamed corn
GARMONBOZIA

I've been living here in Mexico for 10 years now and not once I've seen this food, not on the street, not on the schools, not on the stadiums. I guess it must be something from the north.

what happens if u drink 1 gallon of that

some pretty nasty shits i'd imagine

Is this the most inefficient machine ever created?

I never watch his videos but always notice stupid countless mistakes he makes in webms. Does he actually include the mistakes in his videos?

Fucking A.. I just realized that nearly every, if not all, salmon I've ever bought has been "enhanced" like this

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well yeah, haven't you ever been in a Veeky Forums webm thread before?

Oh. I see now that his phone autocorrected "webm" to "webMD". Thank you for pointing it out. :)

t-thanks Favreau

this

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not this

My parents are from San Luis Potosi and I showed them all those webms, and they looked fucking terrified.

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did you snap a photo of the actor that plays IT before he put his makeup on

Yeah, this made me sad and respectful. I don't think I'll ever have that much willpower.