Ja/ck/ thread

you're so fucked dude

NOOOOO

HOW DO I DELETE THIS THREAD?!!! PLEASE TELL ME I DON'T WNNA BE BANNED FROM /CO/ AND /V/ PLEASE HELP ME

You can't delete OPs anymore. Should have lurked more. You've got about 2 hours before Hot Pockets does his midnight sweep. Good luck.

NO.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BANNED FOREVER

MODS PLEASE I WON'T POST IT AGAIN PLS GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

Are you, dare I say it, a drooling retard?

mfw this thread

Use less sage in the recipe next time and the flavor won't be as bitter.

You guys are trolling me, r-right?

Nope. you're perma-d buddy.

Seriously stahp, why would i get banned for posting Veeky Forums related stuff?

The mods on Veeky Forums don't mess around. WWhy do you think you don't see any threads about Jack, Joey, Reviewbrah, Food Use, Kay, etc? Those posters all get permabanned and the board stays pristine.

You posted an e-celeb thread. Nowhere in the OP did you mention cooking.

They are not. Might as well get the lube and condoms so yull be protected when they fuck you

>when everyone keeps bumping the thread instead of letting it slide into the swamp of page 3+ where it could be overlooked in the midnight sweep

>he's about to get fucked for breaking the jack/joey compromise of 2016

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD ANT LET IT DIE

I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE IT ANYMORE

No one cares :^)

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Dumb frogposter

why are jackposters and americans so dumb and smelly

nope begone

Haha, fuck you frogposting faggot.

>it's a jack jr episode

youtube.com/watch?v=UZClThsY11w

after this thread gets deleted if you don't get banned, post in the mushroom thread over at telling us you survived

I wanna know ur alright user

is this the official jack thread, or just an unofficial fan thread?

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Is Ja/ck/ posting actually gone? I remember back in the hayday there was always at least one Ja/ck/ General.

Unofficial thread from a filthy /v/ermin.

Is there another place where anons talk about him? Last few times i watched one of his videos he disabled comments...i miss the trolling and people making fun of him

the webm threads are the last safe bastion for ja/ck/ content

Im going to show my bf all about Jack tomorrow. Which videos are the must sees?

which one tops?

Him :3

Is he going to eat all my chicken nuggies...?

do you at least look like a girl?

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Post your dick and you wont be banned. Its the only way.

Post feet in socks

Post feet

Bump

the mods have been alerted
ja/ck/ is on his way

>posting jack webms is advertisement

OP they're fucking with you, the guy isn't a mod and hates jack so he tries to menace people into not posting him. It always seemed pathetic but goddamn if it didn't work this time.

jesus christ he might as well use a handsaw

the speed holes are key

MODS what do you even do?

>I don't like it so it is vorbodden

suck a dick fag

Stay mad, cuck.

heh heh, jack threads haven't gone away and never will

faggots

theres something about those greasy hairs and the diabetic pigmentation on that grubby fucking hamclaw that makes me wanna

great shot of his ring though, gotta admit that

Kill all YouTube faggots.

>permaban
permafaggot detected

>he doesn't cook if he's on youtube
which grade did you stop attending school?

*at which

oh yes
the DSP of cooking

touche

da fuck?!

classic AMCS

I think he's the guy who most epitomises the average Veeky Forums expert. A fat middle-aged loser who thinks he's some kind of kitchen guru.

>both terrible at what they do
>both blame the product instead of themselves
>both have faggy goatees

checks out

I haven't watched and Jack in like 6 months. Can someone give me the basic gestalt on his shenanigans over the last 6 months?

Forgot:
>no one actually likes them and people only watch them to see them fuck up

they're also proud italian americans

No jack posting will get you for real perma banned it's weird.

Too bad enjoy your ban loser :^)

why Veeky Forums is so full of the most insufferable losers?

I don't know why is my penis so erect right now? It feels so good.

bone apple tea

Do Americans really eat this?

>not even /v/
>people still stupid enough to think DSP isn't an act

durr i played fighting games at the comp level one of the mechanically hardest genres but i just CANT STOP FALLING IN THIS PIT OVER AND OVER :)) :)) :)))))

That's a weird way of spelling John

But how is his sauce...?
It is not the best you'll ever taste.

Checkmate.

bump

Tammy

Why are you white knighting?

I really hate the way he stirs

JANNY'S HERE! GET DOWN!

I don't like the way Chef John talks.

It's not about him it's about the food you fag

I don't like the way Chef John cooks.

>the board stays pristine
These retards come up with more OC than Veeky Forums ever does

Trump btfo

In the heyday of Veeky Forums there was always one /Joey/ general I think you mean

anyone know how to locally archive a working thread, I want to go to bed but I want to enjoy jacky when I wake up.

>look at this great cream pie
>my wife doesnt like them though she says her friends give her better ones