Is this the most aesthetic liquor bottle?

I meant the bottle looks cool. No need to get your panties in a bunch over a Vietnamese McDonald's enthusiast image board.

>I meant the bottle looks cool
That's not what aesthetic means, retard.

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I would say yes. It's up there with the Campbell's tomato soup can and Marlboro reds package.

from merriam webster
a : of, relating to, or dealing with aesthetics or the beautiful aesthetic theories
b : artistic a work of aesthetic value
c : pleasing in appearance : attractive
jesus guy

its corked too

Personally this bottle is pretty nice

Also this one:

Merrimam Webster is wrong. Only the first two are correct; it isn't an adjective.

if youre a redneck, yes

Fernet has the best bottle AND flavor.

this desu

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Gin bottles are the most aesthetic.
Was disappointed, though, that the cap was plastic and not knurled aluminum.

>tfw dirty hipster
At least it's good gin

strangerandstranger.com/category/projects/

Bourbon bottles look like magical potions

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>when you're out of EVE for your Telekinesis Plasmid

C is for cucks

My favorite looking bottle

Good rum to boot

I once finished my night unwillingly on this, was throwing up small amounts of blood the next day, still good stuff though.

Yeah this

Also GOAT fruitsalad dressing

It's a weak word choice and if you don't understand that go fuck yourself.

Too easy... The choice is obvious.

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I'm not a fan of Makers but the bottle is pure sex.

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Too bad it just tastes like liquid candy.

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>comes with a butt plug to enhance your faggotry
Revolutionary

>prescriptivism

That's not how language works.

This board is as full with disgusting, subhuman plebs from reddit just like /v/ and /tv/.
God, I fucking hate and despise you subhuman Gen Z fagglets and avocado sandwich eating millenial subhuman shits.
I wish you would all die in a hellish holocaust flame.

all the bottles you lads posted are beautiful.

diversity is pretty good when it comes to booze.

You must be a blast at parties.

>Actually, that's not irony, the term you are looking for is happenstance.

"Stacy, why did you have to bring your brother?"

"Sorry Chad, my mom says he needs more social interactions"

This is so retarded I have to have it.

Not liquor but the GOAT

I love this bottle but its probably because both this whiskey and myself descent from the same tiny part of ireland

2% lager

wtf

If that's an actual metal top then it's perfect.

Forgot pic lol

you forgot the pic you drunken paddie

Always been fond of this bottle.

>5
Gotta admit, that's a pretty fucking pretty bottle.

and this one as well. The art deco style always makes me think of Rapture from the first bioshock.

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Crown Royal's presentation with the embroidered cloth bag is nice.

Bombay sapphire

I know dude? Everyone loves to shit on paddies for being not quite white or knockoff slavs or whatever else /pol/ can dream up, but the irish aesthetic is so damn underrated.

Like look at these fuckin tombstones

WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING PIC

i guess paddies really are dumb subhumans lol

You guys are beasts at knitting too, my aran sweater is my favorite piece of clothing.

Aryan sweater?

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slavs are the descendants of vikings, mate.
youtube.com/watch?v=lfe1wEQzSzM
not all of it is spot on, but it gives you the general idea.
that's why pre-Christendom Russia is so fucking full to the brim with runes, idols, customs, rites, nordic architecture etc.

Pick a bottle that reminds you of a video game

Only the Brits shit on Ireland, everyone else thinks you're cool as far as I know.

So everyone pronounces it RUSH-AH
But it's really Rou-sia?

>dat color
>dat shape
>dat texture

Is there such a thing as good vodka?
Good vodka basically tastes like nothing

Its literally just a way to make things alcoholic without fucking with the taste.

There's a difference between a healthy balance between descriptivism/prescriptivism and weak word choice, you ninny.

>to boot
if you mean slang for vomit then yes it is

There's no healthy amount of prescriptivism.

maybe it's sold in Utah?

This is like the most generic bottle out there. St George uses it too. And Corsair Distillery I think.

Oh, so you're literally a faggot then. How ironic.

> Calls others faglets
> Posts weaboo hipster shit

Why is Japan's upper-middle class basically like American Rugged Individualism on bushido-flavored steroids?

That's not what ironic means, retard.

because they and their parents (possibly grandparents) had to rebuild a country following WWII. they're like the post-Depression Americans

Exciting huh Mr Nigger?

Relax, there's only 5% of the american population who could define "irony," let alone use it in a sentence. And they're muh edjumacated type of big glasses wearing, craft beer drinking, hipster, numale, sjw, antifa, libtards.

I really like this.

I agree.
>buy liquor
>get free dice bag
>get smashed and play shadowrun

Also a very nice distillery tour, if you ever get the chance

Gas station chick one time said her friend had so many of those they stitched them into a blanket. Sounds neat.
I give them to my nieces and shit for coin bags. Also toss them at my girlfriend for whatever other reason she needs a drawstring sack for.

>hating gen z AND millennials

just how radical of a centrist are you?

who cares?

wtf is this all about?

Yeah, pretty much. It is written as Rossia (Poccия), but pronounced as Rassia:

forvo.com/word/россия/

youtube.com/watch?v=gnPTrX6YJOs

Since this is Veeky Forums pic related, it's Okroshka - one of the best and refreshing foods for hot summer days.

Typical britbong degeneracy, move along.

Unironically this
Although you are paying for the novelty

If by "aesthetics" you mean "babbys first alcohol" then sure

Correct.

Even the name sounds refreshing

I was being ironic to prove a point, you autist.

>fat boob lady bottle
stuff tastes OK

I have to give it to Beefeater. They really seem to put some extra thought into their bottles. Not only do they look nice and feel sturdy (I think the bottom is thicker and weightier), but they also seem to be the only ones who have put thought into the way it pours. It looks like they installed some kind of plastic inside the neck and lip that ensures no matter what angle the pour, it comes out in one nice stream and doesn't run down the neck. Totally small details, but for me it's ASMR as fuck. Beefeater24 is my favorite.

Inb4 beefeater salesrep

>be al/ck/
>die and go to hell
>keep same tolerance as when you died
>all there is to drink is this