Ck pic and webm thread

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>tfw no titties to make food for you

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You now want to fuck a cake

Needs a slow motion mix and a slow motion shot of the gooey cheese.

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W-what kind of frosting is that??

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one time I fucked a bag of marshmallows

Whipped sugar glaze.

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Fuck did I post that??? I didn't mean to don't report me
I can't delete it it says the password is wrong

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y tho
it's cool but has no culinary value other than the fact that it happens to be made of edible things
like those bullshit cake boss fondant nightmares

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Looks like a good webm, though. Can I get source?

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Wizards don't ask why, they ask why not

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youtube.com/watch?v=HmDR3vwJOMs

youtube.com/watch?v=t2e5w3z-YXk

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I don't think it was me but I'm into gay shit like that so who knows. No idea where it's from either way sorry bud

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Will hair ever grow there again or is she fucked?

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>DFC
>whore face
now that's a combo you don't often see

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What defines a whore face?

It's hard to define, but I know it when I see it

mmmm nice tits

fucking slob

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Shoes

Nice tranny face

Long yet rounded face, prominent cheekbones, narrow eyes. Also eyes that are not brown.

this thread is fucking garbage
nothing but horny 12 year olds posting shitty webms that are only marginally Veeky Forums related

What kind of weirdo saves things that he can't jerk off to?

>this thread is fucking garbage
welcome to Veeky Forums
>nothing but horny 12 year olds posting shitty webms that are only marginally Veeky Forums related
you seem stressed, I recommend you rub one out to one of the webms in this thread

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>it's time to get RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPED

keep licking until i tell you to stop or else i squeeze so hard your head pops open

Anyone have an idea why my cheap samsung android stopped running webms? It used to and quit @ 1 month ago.

>this buffs the crab

No it doesn't.

idk but she definitely fucked at least a few of those follicles up. ripping out hair from any part of the body risks damaging the follicle.

>2tbsp of milk
>dumps a quarter of the carton in

I've tried making japanese cheesecake a few times now and it never comes out puffy likes this. Don't know if it's an altitude/humidity thing or what but it just never wants to rise up properly. Still tastes good at least.

Her eyes lack any and all spark of genuine. She is acting, and every single solitary motion of her body is coldly calculated. The look in her eyes is one of artificial lust masking true greed.

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Why is anime so stupid?

Fucking hell I think my asshole prolapsed watching that flip

Why haven't we invented a kitchen utensil that you can use to grab food and lift it?

legit, I felt some blood rush to my penis. What is that called?

Ask your mom

You've just had your first period.

>this is actually a sport now

Broke my coccyx like that.

What the fuck is this vile black stuff??

Probably Worcestershire sauce, which is awesome for beef.

it's cool. it'd be a cool garnish. it's not like they're trying to sell it, it's just a fun thing

the girl had bedroom eyes

>Do you want some eggs with your salmonella?

N-NANIIIII????

Being a numale.

Barbecue

I bet he drank that after.

that 'za is disgusting

my nigga
ever tried gummy bears or bread?

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i bet you eat steak well done too ya cunt!

Keiko is stupid, but it knows it's stupid and has fun with it.

>hurr meat and sauce hurr

so you didn't watch it all huh

Can this fat fuck do anything right?

I swear to Christ jack is the fucking missing link between Neanderthal and Modern human. Because only a Fucking apeman would do the shit he does.

It's satire, you're all being trolled.