Ideal gf of Veeky Forums and... physicist, matematician, biologist, etc

probably a girl that has similar subject im taking who is also smart too. but yeah this is asking too much.

t. physics and aerospace engineering double major

Exists.

A girl that has a similar passion in Veeky Forums. Yet to find one that will find me attractive, aka never

avg intelligence mild interest in pure math and phys who likes sleeping in on weekends and kicking me out of the bed on weekdays

absolutely needs to be a loli

>math major (pure math)
>qt
>white
>smarter than me, but doesn't look down on me for being dumber than her
>sweet
>wants to take care of me
>submissive
>reads a lot
>zero interest in identity politics
>tolerates my political views
>no guy friends

a chemist gf that will make illicit substances in our garage

>sporty girl
>always dragging me outside to try football or paintballing or tobogganing
>makes fun of me for being such a nerd
>studies martial arts, easily beats me when we play fight

None.
Sustained personal relationships beyond the bare minimum necessary for good mental health is a waste of time.

>smart
>girl
>engineering major

Well, good fucking luck is all I can say in this case...

this is appealing but unfortunately, sportiness and strength is associated with stupidity to such an extent that I end up being repulsed everytime (and there aren't many of them too)

>engineer gf
>"user let's approximate happiness"
>tfw will never happen

someone i find physically attracted with whom i share most of my values. ideally someone who is also school-oriented.

Is into open relationships so that she can freely look for the best genes for the good of the species.

t. Evolutionary psychologist

Pianist gf that likes to swim and wake me up in the morning. She does not need to be a profissional, i will provide so she can play piano all day without worrying about money. It would be nice if she could paint too. Maido dess is also a plus.

i am mathfaggot btw

wow, if i ever needed evidence that biologists are beta numales, here it is.

psychologist =/= biologist

A smart girl that knows the value of hardwork.
Though is an oxymoron because a smartgirl would never date an illiterate tard who looks like shit and is unemployed.
>t.layman

tfw no dying gf...

Kurisu

>Can't tell the difference between psychology or biology

Wew lad

>thinking i give a shit about some distinguishing some interdisciplinary field
you're right though, i gave him too much credit. my bad

THIS! SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!

A brown tomboy with thick eyebrows.

>tfw she uses small angle approximations on your happiness factors

>doesn't know anything but is interested
>cute
>wants unprotected sex nightly
>does not like socialising with anyone other than me
>no friends
>shy

Curious, handsome, and smart guy who wants blow me at least twice a week. Must be blonde or Jew.

fedora

She's willing to touch my wiener.

TFW no Kurisu GF.

>studies chem/physics/math or anything along those lines
>good student
>shy
>honest
>not fat
>doesn't mind my autism
that's about all I could ever ask for

It's an association not based in reality however. Pretty much any study on such a thing finds physically active people are on average smarter than non active.

QT Veeky Forums gf who reads and writes more than me so I can live vicariously through her.

t. compscifag

[math]\color{orange}{\mathfrak{9/10 ASS}}[/math]

[math]\color{orange}{\mathfrak{BUT\ 10/10\ FOR}}\ \color{orange}{\mathbb{T\ H\ I\ C\ C\ N\ E\ S\ S}}[/math]

daily reminder I will never have a tall, thicc, brown tomboy whose sweaty feet I can rub.

fiftih, currently dating an elementary school teacher that couldn't multiply to save her life.
she has two stalkers though that keep sending her money stapled to (I presume their) IQ tests.

My gf, she is premed (absolutely disgusting) but we've known each other since we were kids. She's medium intelligence, but has a weird obsession for serial killers, and is a chemfag through and through in terms of her academic interest.

Why would you want this though? Whats the point of having a gf you can't spend the rest of your life with?

A man of culture I see

...

^ You already got fit with this like 5 months ago, fuck off.

>committing your entire life to a single person
>implying you wouldn't ever regret such a decision

Aww that's sweet

Laboratory made.
Hand coded.
CRISPR gf.

As I move up in Academia I see more and more such people, albeit only guys so far.

>you will never have this

Keep looking

The perfect woman should have the bad to make the good more interesting. Warm body but cold hair. Invisible except by infrared. Chess player with permanent 1200 ELO. Eats coffee grains to sustain itself. Shits yellow turds made of mucus and digested coffee grains. Feign interest in me as a human being. Wrapped in 30 ft USB cables which can be used for my benefit. Smells like dead roses. Nose mucus is acidic enough to boil milk. Can lift up to 5 cats by their tail. Knows how to skin animals and refrigerate them. Phobia of public transportation, and philia of the moon and stars. Portable.

some dumb slut with a big ass

>>wants to take care of me
>>submissive
>tolerates my political views
>no guy friends

you sound like the cucks on /pol/

>professional
Sorry, i was drunk and my english is shit.

A physicist because I'm studying maths. A Linguist would be nice too though. And a really, really curious one at that.

Currently dating a medfag into philosophy. If she's not a cynic in a STEM field, is there even a point of dating her?

fantastic taste

someone who knows how to live an organized, stable life that can help me try to live one too

enjoy having brainlet offsprings

>tfw no dyslexic gf

Basically complementary to all my failings namely social.
Being a good person surely helps since I cant stand two faced creatures and my bs radar is of the highest quality due to my profession.

My gf wants to be a homemaker, I think. I think she maybe has the smarts for STEM but she really doesn't want her work to be her life, or her life her work. She's in school for sociology rn, but because she needs to be in school for her housing situation, and also to get the financial aid to survive. She has had a hard life :(

That's funny, I'm currently dating a guy with anterograde amnesia.

>about same intelligence (not higher I hope)
>likes physics
>likes going out but is okay with staying inside
>likes discussing politics and physics in general
>is okay with acting like a basic NEET in certain days (staying at home doing nothing etc)
>is okay with vidya (doesn't really have to play it, but it'd be nice if she'd join sometimes)
>looks don't matter as long as above 6/10

Notes:
I'd be okay with gf being smarter than me, but there's a breaking point to how much smarter she'd be. I'd also okay with gf being slightly below me on intelligence, as long as she's curious and doesn't have many personal problems. However the absolute perfect point is someone on my level. After all we're all looking for soulmates, no?
Also I set 6/10 as the limit because I think there has to be at least some physical attraction between the persons. 5/10 is just the point where the person isn't attractive nor "ugly". As I said, some attraction is necessary so 6/10 is it.

Thank you for reading my blog on the perfect gf.

One with a penis

>Biochemfag
>Smarter than me.
So, pretty low standards?

1) Equal intellect
2) Equal exposure to high culture, I cannot suffer a philistine
3) Cute
4) Petite hourglass
5) Pewter skin
6) Blonde or ginger, naturally curly
That's all I ask.

Does her surname have to be Shulgin?

I'M PICKLE RICK

Kys, immediately.

You're a cutie, user.

>Thank you for reading my blog on the perfect gf.
That's okay, user.
It was a pretty accurate description.

>user please stop playing hospice on repeat
Everytime.

The ideal gf doesn't exist. You shouldn't even have a gf: it's a distraction from one's learning.

I want a gf that's noob in organic/medicinal chemistry but great in something else that I'm noob at so we have lots to talk about and learn from each other.

What

>tfw no non existent gf

>tfw have exactly this right now
>I don't really have feelings for her
>can't bring myself to break up with her
she's also rich, really smart, and wants to go into academia, but I just can't feel

>doesn't want to be bothered with taking care of me
>refuses to have sex or touch my dick whenever I ask, only offers it when she feels in the mood
>becomes violently angry when I express my opinions regarding something political
>has several guy friends she hangs around everyday, whom she may or may not be fucking
Certainly these alternatives are more favorable, amirite? :)

disgusting

this post alone is proof that not all compscifags are retards
patrician taste

QT Material/Electronical engineer

alternatively, blond tomboish basketball player

This post is not.

>Interested in philosophy and either pure math or physics
>short white qt
>roughly the same intelligence as me
>open minded
>is willing to live in my RV with me

t. unemployed

ideal bf

>smarter than me
>high conscientiousness, low neuroticism
>blue eyes, nordic features
>wants to live /innawoods/ and have 14 children with me

a girl can dream

I'm girl, but here we go...

>Smarter than me
>At least 5,9 feet tall.
>Confident
>Wants to take initiative and control
>Ripped
>Nice face
>Should have a good job
He can be black or white idc (no asians though, latino is okay if he's tall.)

How do you feel about Indians. I'm tall btw

Me:

>19
>5'0
>100 lbs
>pear shaped
>inferior computer science major
>traditional values
>virgin

I just want a smart qt that I can talk about math with. Everyone I know is too brainlet for me.
Pls respond

t. dangerously low test

>pear shaped
Are you a grill?

Not a problem

Fuck off, women are not allowed here