Allen Jinsberg

t. women

so that's the whole joke

how funny

she's our fuckin queen you fags and you don't know who 'she' is???

we do, you guys are simply just as funny as shit laying in the sun

>be me
>high school frosh
>reading the beats because my dad bought me dharma bums
>forward of some book references "Howl," look it up on the internet
>read all the publicly available ginsberg on the internet in maybe 2 months
>flash forward to sophomore year
>poetry assignment, you pick any poem you want from the text and orally analyze it for the class
>see nagasaki days, think 'fuck yeah'
>don't prepare anything because i feel like i understand it well enough
>day comes, my turn
>"Well, I picked this poem because I recognized the author, Allen Jinsberg. I think---"
>prof cuts me off, says "Ginsberg"
>say "Oh, haha. I don't think I've ever heard it out loud before."
>finish my analysis, get 100%
>understand that mispronunciations like this are a simple fact of the English language and nobody judged me negatively for it, except maybe chloe, that bitch
>move on with my life

>Allen Jinsberg
>Allen Jinsberg
>Allen Jinsberg
>Allen Jinsberg

they're women mate, don't bother they'll never understand

yeah, your mother did quite a shitty job with you

running tally of the problems in this post: it's foreword, and 'fast forward,' not 'flash forward,' and he was a teacher, not a professor

super fuckin funny hilarious

you can buy better sense of humour on ebay, you low brow fuck

>female """"""""""""banter"""""""""""""

>cormac mckerthy
>HONOR DE BALLSACK
>dstovskskski
>gaybriel markys
>thomas men
>kzntztzkkkis
>ourhen peymuck
>heyruki murakeymy
>gowgowl
>sien... sinki... polish guy
>kefke
>leyyyopold cheddar sengour
>anatoley freeence
>henry melville
>samuel tailor cold ridge

i'd post my dick to prove you i am a dude, but i dont want to give you the biggest erection in your miserable faggy life

The user clearly said he knew who she was. Nice reading comprehension buddy.

Also
>SHE'S OUR QUEEN xDDD
Fuck off

t. 50% Satan

Go back to sucking daddy's dick and leave this beautiful thread be.

cheeky bastards.

Truman Capotey

these comments scream "i'm a redditor"

go back to gargling on your fathers balls while masturbating yourself to the smell of his pubes, you dumb inbred moron

That's me btw

Holy fuck you really are a fag aren't ya.
Not even joking anymore.

this comment's subtext is "I'm underage"

The joke is OP samefagging.

>samuel tailor cold ridge

devilish

of course you are not joking, your sense of humour is capable only of writing Allen fuckin Jinsberg and that's all your poor fuckin jokes

>Eric Marie Remark
>wait, was he/she transgender?

>go back to gargling on your fathers balls while masturbating yourself to the smell of his pubes, you dumb inbred moron

Much better right?

someone post this on her youtube video

Give me the link, I'll double the body count

it's in the OP you silly goose

except it wasnt a joke, you fuckin idiot, it wasnt meant to be funny, while in your eyes Allen Jinsberg is super fuckin hilarious

learn to fuckin read, you are the biggest piece of shit here

get outta here. Shoo

oops my bad thought this was the old thread
youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-btEg0fU8

Oh Lord, she's even more wholesome than I remember, I can't do this to her.

katiesclassicbooks.tumblr.com/

how's 9th grade going?

of course you cant because apparently you have some leftovers of worthiness and self dignity and you dont need to compensate by attack people who also have some values

not like other fuckers here whose lives is based on endless masturbation sessions to lolifutanekoshota porn and who have read two books in their life and then go to Veeky Forums and pose to have fuckin phd in literature

You guys ever wonder if there's a way out of this hell?

pretty good, how is going your new book"Smartass responses for dummies"

I get where you're going with this and I agree
You want to do this to her by yourself and before she will close her YT page due to all the frog pictures don't you you sick fuck? Well, you and me and the Devil makes three buddy, we're in it together, you don't get to keep her to yourself

How is the first page of "Syntax For Dummies" treating you?

good, my syntax still sucks and yet still i am way fuckin better person that some shithole whose life is shitty jokes and attacks on a girl from yt who doesnt deserve it at all

i remember when Veeky Forums harassed people who kinda deserved that, not "just because"

you fuckin cancerous newfag

More like " All in jizz her"

CAN I GET A (You) AND A LMAO HERE?

>More like " All in jizz her"
what the fuck is wrong with your shitty sense of humour tonight

it sucks all the time, but today you are achieving fuckin greatness in the area of lamest reasons to laugh, clap fuckin clap

Better question: is there a woman no man would fuck?

>good, my syntax still sucks and yet still i am way fuckin better person that some shithole whose life is shitty jokes and attacks on a girl from yt who doesnt deserve it at all

>i remember when Veeky Forums harassed people who kinda deserved that, not "just because"

>you fuckin cancerous newfag

>implying I've harassed her in any way
>implying I'm not just shitting on you (BTW you deserve it)

...

Oh, if you haven't harassed her, good sir, then by all means, please forgive me my foul language.

Honestly, doing that autistic shit again will only make her close her account again, This is not the time for rush action lads, we need a plan to milk this only barely literate farmgirl for all the juices she can provide us for the next few months.

honestly, doing that autistic shit again won't fix your miserable shitty life, go back to masturbating to fuckin ponies

who /whiteknight/ here?

Katie, don't read this thread and please don't delete your account again I wanna hear more inane opinions on books everyone and their surrogate mother knows by a person who I would not trust to explain to me how traffic lights work, can't pronounce names in her own language, and is a barely 6,5/10 with mildly animu eyes.

its not about whiteknight, its about fuckin idiots who harass person without any fuckin reason, that is exactly this kind of cancer that is lowering level of everything here to fuckin shit, Veeky Forums used to attack people who actually deserved that