>250 word essay about existentialism and it's relation to the memefication of post-post-post-modern existence
>haven't even started
HEL:P
250 word essay about existentialism and it's relation to the memefication of post-post-post-modern existence
Robert Jenkins
Nolan Nguyen
250 words? That's not an essay, that's a cough.
Jaxson Ramirez
>20000 word essay due yesterday about agricultural development in ancient Mesopotamia
>turned in the assignment on time and was proud of the work
HELP Veeky Forums WHAT DO I DO
Wyatt Evans
Kek I've missed this meme.
Matthew Ortiz
Turn in a blank page as your response.
Justin Morgan
>turned in a blank piece of paper yesterday
>got an A+
>{spoiler]I'm majoring in paper manufacturing/production
John Ramirez
but when is it due??
Jason Gutierrez
>essay about the use of water as a symbol in three different books
>Write the essay but don't turn it in on time
>Fail the class, have to repeat a year
lol
Grayson Howard
>write an essay about why women should not be allowed any political influence at all and should be made domestic serfs
>fail the class and go to prison for misogyny
True story
Ryan James
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Gabriel Ortiz
...
Brody Kelly
word
>essay
Colton Reyes
How's high school going champ? Wait until you get to actual post-secondary existentialism.
Owen Gomez
>existentialism 101
I'm not actually sure how I got here.
Connor Foster
>3 word essay on nihilism due in a minute
WHAT DO I DO
Jordan Ortiz
Just do it.
Nicholas Baker
Copy-paste an /r9k/ thread. Get an A++.
Kayden Garcia
>impromptu on existentialism and metaphysics in Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man on wednesday
>haven't even read through the entire western canon yet, or all of the meme trilogy
Well, looks like I'm fucked.
Brandon Thomas
Jesus... you're fucked dude.
Hunter Cook
>50 word essay about the orthogonal nonlinearity of time due at either the first nanoseconds of the big bang or as the final proton decays from existence
Jonathan Perez
>12 second powerpoint presentation on the allegorical significance of spitting in the work of Cormac McCarthy complete with animations, wipes, and word art due in late December
>still posting on here
how fucked am I
Kevin Gonzalez
>.5 second presentation on the dialectics of hermeneutical susceptibility mapping due right. Fucking. now.
>for some reason I am only wearing my underpants.