My mom got me some avocados

Nope newfren

It is alright, nothing amazing, reasonably tasty, but no more so than just toast with butter on it.

Nah you wanna smush that avo with salt, pepper and a wee bit of lemon juice and mix in some finely sliced spring onions. Its a lot of effort for mediocrity but at least you'll be down with the kids.

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In spite of people's severe opinions on avocado toast, it's delicious and people (like my family) have been eating it for years.
That said, I like to coarsely mash the avocado with some salt, pepper, and lemon, then spread on some toasted seed and nut bread, and then top it with either fried eggs or, if I want it lighter, some sliced, salted tomato. The options are pretty limitless, though.

If you like avocado, you'll like it. If you don't really care or like avocado, you might be underwhelmed by it. Just make sure you use good bread.

I like it, fuck the haters.

I didn't have any lemons and tried to make it with just some chopped onion, pepper and salt.
I wonder how much better it would have been with some lemon

You don't eat avocados, this is a common mistake, your supposed to invest them, preferably through a tax advantaged savings account like a Roth IRA.

I like to sprinkle some omega sprinkles on top.

Why is is this a meme we've eaten this here (SA) for centuries.

>I know avocado toast is a meme here

When/why did this meme start? No one ever posted about it on Veeky Forums but all of a sudden within the past week, avocado toast has multiple threads on every fucking board.

My mom got me some avocados.
What *Should she* mix with it to make avocado toast?

Avocados were just recently introduced to the white trash of America

soft boil egg

tomato

roasted pepper

Niggah, I'm MS whitetrash and have been making guacamole often since before you were born. This year I've cut down to once a month since they fucking quintupled in price due to you hipster faggots. Fair warning: You fuck up the price of tongue and you'll regret it.

It's a reddit meme and all the summer faggots have brought it here

It's an Australian shitpost, it's been around for awhile, UTFSE if you would like to know more

You're a reddit meme

Ever since Wikipedia started writing articles about everything and giving them meme status, all the normies started buying it, calling it "superfood" and pushing the price up.

>bongs criticizing ANYONE on cuisine

go back to your jellied eel, sheep brain faggots, and spotted dick, you toothless mong.

Nothing dude, just ate it with my rice and beans

I would use my secret 5 star guac™ minus pepper
Onions, cilantro, lil bit of salt, fresh squeezed lime. I go pretty heavy on the lime until I can actually taste it. I don't really like avacados outside of my guac. If you put too much lime in going for the perfect delicious taste you can add a bit of salt to mellow it out.

Honestly if I'm going through the trouble of cutting up and smushing avocado I would rather just make guacamole

1 Avocado (Or 2 Small Avocados)
1 heaped tablespoon of Tomato paste
3 teaspoons of Taco Seasoning
1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt

Salt and pepper at the very least. Avocado is really bland on it's on. I made some the other day and put a piece of provolone on the toast right as it came out so it was kind of melted when I put the spread on. It as actually really good.

Oh, same. Avocado supports spices and competing flavors very well.

Salt, pepper, lemon juice and a squeeze of balsamic cream.

>Cutting and smushing avocado is effort
Really?

I just mash overripe avocados with a fork over the toast, and sprinkle some salt on it, and a few drips of lime juice (I get bottled stuff not from concentrate). if I'm feeling saucy I'll go full breakfast mode and add crispy thick cut bacon and an over easy egg

A bullet

>Americucks consider basic spic snacks delicacies

>tfw had avocados in salad and on toast for the last 15 years and now it's a meme of hatred

Make sure to use lime or lemon, salt, and pepper. I love avocado but the buttery taste is sorta overwhelming on its own. Lemon or lime juice is the perfect complement.

mix avocados with favorite salsa, then make some toast and put guac on toast.

>Done.

>blaming Wikipedia

>britbongs on suicide watch

Some millionaire was walked why millennials couldn't afford to own a home or retire, and he said because they spend $10 on avocado toast for breakfast