Having it my way at Burger King this morning. Find a flaw

just my preference, i think they're a little crispier. to each his own.

I don't see one.

what do you mean

that's just your opinion

tha ks

You got shitty burritos instead of Whoppers for breakfast. Reevaluate your life.

breaking the folds on those ketchup cups is NOT a fucking lifehack, retard.

everyone is laughing at you for doing this.

Should have went to Whataburger for breakfast.

i never said it was retard

The only jarring flaw here is that you're eating fast food

why

>trifold wallet
>over the age of 12

wait

where are the shake em up fries? tell your overlords to bring them back you shill

the fact that you employ it in your day means you consider it one.

kill yourself.

WE WUZ BURGER KANGZ N SHIET

my mom did it for me ok, wasn't my idea

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Op's wallet is as ratty as mine. Impressive.

thanks

hi

The wallet. You know the one that your swamp ass gets absorbed into? It's touching your food. Literally. Just FYI. I don't even eat birthday cake so I'm legit skeezed out by this.

WE

trifolds are for women and manchildren.

bifolds are full grown alpha male.

wait

wait

>One empty sauce container
MORTAL FOOL

>not the eggnormous

/thread

>Go to Subway for dinner
>Footlongs are fucking $7+
>Indian guy at counter LITERALLY tells me to "hurry up" (I didn't care, but imagine)
>Just walk out without a word
>Wander into food lion next door
>Grab can of generic brand peas
>Walk around for a bit looking for an entree
>Find nothing (Now that I think about it I think they sell shit steak for $2-3, that would have been good)
>Just put the can of peas down beside the cat food and walk out again
>Drive to Mcdonalds
>Order Big Mac and medium fry
>Apparently that comes to $6.50 now (wtf)
>Almost drive off but too exhausted to try anything else
>Pay and drive off
>Eat at home
>Feel guilty spending $6 on dinner
>Still hungry
>Next miserable workday starts in less than 12 hours

F-find something wrong

Should have went to Taco Bell m8.

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Your filthy wallet is touching the burrito/wrap. Also, who the fuck puts food directly on the tray? You're supposed to use the wrapper for the burrito as a "plate".

WUZ

that's not true

Yes it fucking is you filthy animal. But anyone with that attitude is probably more interested in eating curry complete with the ambient body odor of the country around you than Burger King so why don't you fuck off, try using toilet paper instead of your bare hand, and take a goddamn shower.

Fuck you, trifold Velcro 4 lyfe.

I too was once at the lowest point in my life. Then I stopped eating fast food.

>having a wallet
Money clip or gtfo

Are you 14?

why

why

why

why

why

why

combo breaker

why

why

Your not suppressed to eat processed leather user.

why

>not making a video review of it in your car

why

>"find a flaw"
>it's burger kangz
Well, there it is

really

This

wait

What?

>wasting more on gas money just because you don't want to spend an extra dollar or two

Yes, make it as easy as possible for someone to rob you

wait

As bad as burger king. And Texas toast continues to just be shitty bread soaked in butter

This. Taco Bell even has online ordering that just fuck works- Get it exactly how the fuck I want, just roll through drive through.

waiy

await