What the fuck are these things in my tin of sardines & jalapeños?

reeeeeeeeeeee

post it to their social media

Brunswick
I wouldn't do this, it's mass produced sardine tins. Of course some shrimpy things will get scooped up by accident

It's all food, user.

What do they taste like

What are these things

those are some scrimps

Those are worms. Parasite which live in the intestines of the fish. After a while they will spread to the meat. Disgusting.

They're obviously amphipods or tiny shrimp, user. Worms don't have legs. And fish that small aren't likely to have worms anyway.

they're very tiny shrimp

Hang on to them you need them to open chalice dungeons later

That's what I call a twofer. You got two meats buying one. You got sardines and also some bonus protein: wormy shrimpy shitter thingys.

tiny shrimp (i.e. free protein)

A parasite that attaches itself to a fishes tongue and leaches off its feeding.

Nature is fucking gross sometimes.

They are fucking tiny shrimp dude.. jusf pick them out ane wuit crying

but they might give you a coupon for free sardines user-san

I agree. Isopod would probably still be in the mouth too wouldn't it?

youtu.be/1qYpQi9YGjs

>The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the stub of what was once its tongue and becomes the fish's new tongue.

it's both cute and terrifying

what the fuck is this website

veekyforums.com/thread/9276413/food-and-cooking/what-the-fuck-are-these-things-in-my-tin-of.html

There's a few of them, they copy Veeky Forums posts and make it look like a regular active forum to get ad money from unknowing advertisers

Fucking foul.
I'd complain, but all you're likely to get in vouchers for more infested fish.

>sardines & jalapeños
whot

Could see user taking it back to the supermarket and being told they could only exchange it for another can of the same product- only to have it also infested with parasites

>he doesn't know

The precise reason I dont eat fish.

I kept one alive in a bottle when for a week or so when I was a kid.

Did you raise it to eat it?

I would legitimately sue them for emotional distress saying I didnt notice until I ate a few. Easily win a couple hundred grand in USA.

>complaining about extra protein
Eat up you picky fuck.

>putting people out of work because you don't want to work for a living.
Unironically kill yourself.

>Not enjoying your parasites fried in butter
Why even live

are those fucking scuds