Which one of you fags will send your kids to Mars?

Evolutionary speaking, that is pretty sad

women are funny get over it

Mars needs moms

We have the technology.

>colonize Mars

JELLO BABIES!!!
JELLO BABIES!!!
JELLO BABIES!!!

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How old are you?

I'd hate to see people who do this get older and completely regret this sort of stuff.

this is islam will prevail

why*

>vasectomy
>win console
I don't get it.

Scientifically speaking, you're a complete and utter faggot and I hope you burn in hell

She's leaving him

>Which one of you fags will send your kids to Mars?
I'd happily send my neighbor's kids to Mars. Is that an option?

I'll be sending my robot children.

Just go on a fucking pic nic on the moon

We can't leave earth because of the Van allen belt so you tell me how it's even possible and that's after the fact we have no real pictures of what we're on.

>We can't leave earth
So how come we landed on the moon?

>that's after the fact we have no real pictures of what we're on
Yes we do, right here

Surely if you believe in the Van Allen Belts then you believe in the rest of modern science?

Well why don't we establish a base first, then I'll think about it

>get vasectomy so you don't need to raise children
>actually become a child instead

He basically married his mother.

Problem with radiation? Just add more shielding until it is no longer a problem. It isn't that difficult, just really heavy and expensive. You could have 100 feet thick shielding for all it matter, if you have the money and will. Got problems with secondary particles? Add another 100 feet of shielding, who cares?

Why is everyone on Veeky Forums so fucking stupid?

Both of these posters are complete illiterate retards in unique ways, it's painful

this

No my children will be the evil tax collectors from Earth.

I'll take over an orphanage and then let u know how many

You're asking how many of the gay Veeky Forums users who happen to have adopted children or had fathered children living as a homosexual will send their children to Mars?

Probably not many; that's very specific.

>It's a seekrit Jew conspiracy that there dumb lazy fucks
It's just a matter of abundance. Successful empires tend to accumulate a certain percentage of dumb lazy fucks.

*There are

Congrats, enjoy a life of abundant free time, personal development, and the ability to your money as you wish. Children are the worst retirement plan. Try a Roth IRA instead.

To hell with my kids, I want to go!
Anything to get the hell away from this crazy planet.

>Not having a Roth IRA, a pension, a house, and plans to have 3 kids

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You be doing em' a favor. Hahahah. Yeah but rly things are pretty fucked on the Earth planet rn.

Here's to nuclear annilation chaps.

Heck I'll send myself on Mars just so I can be the farther away of you guys

>implying that Veeky Forums has sex
i shiggy diggy

do not respond to shitposters

i dont want my kids to become jello

Just use a space bike

reddit.com/r/EmDrive/comments/7b95d5/we_have_lift/

What's the point of colonizing mars? I'm genuinly wondering.

my boy is going to the steel mill to earn an honest american wage so he doesn't come out as a nu-male

Species backup.

BECUASE ITS FUCKING AWESOMED

why would I get kids, pay for their living for 20 years, then pay 500 billion to send them to mars so that they can die

Why don't you go with them on a family holiday

>be the faggot who ends over a billion years of unbroken succession in your lineage
What does it feel like to be a failure in the most ultimate sense?

Go in tippy toes in small steps with hundreds of other people and take baby steps here and back What are you fucking afraid of the dark

youtube.com/watch?v=zaCPJrx8U0E