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American gourmet cooking.
Pre-sliced cheese, mayonnaise, shit white bread, greasy hotplate. Wa La!

It's "voilĂ " you fucking retard.

>How to ruin a thread in three posts

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Hi, you must be new.

two bombs weren't enough

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I SAW A NIPPLE MOOOOOOOODS

Mmm that seasoning

white """people""" will never experience true African cuisine ;)

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this is the result of hipsters being old enough to drink

Do they?

it felt like she was going to cut herself every second of the video
how does she still have fingers?

Better than nothing I guess, if the females have fed it might even be kinda "meaty".

>get pots and cooking oil from evil white man
>proceed to use pots to catch mosquitos and then fry them in oil
>shot of a chicken in the middle

Truly a very proud race.

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fucking ugly subhuman filth

I need to eat this

well I don't know it might taste good

the diced fries at the end kind of fuck it up

and that the guy is wearing bdsm gloves

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Does anyone have the salt on his elbow guy? I think his meme name is salt brains.

>ok blury
>ok uneven cuts
>youre gonna cut yourself
>wtf stop
>AHHHHHH!

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it's perfect 22 seconds in
the rest ruins it

this plus some tomatoes and lettuce

America truly can't do anything right

This is so comfy

newfags can't make pic related

I find his grilled cheese nauseating.

those fuckings nips sure do love their raw food

Oh boy, can't wait for reposts for the 100th time,

I am legitimately infuriated.

oh yeast, you truly are my greatest ally

this, holy fuck those eggs look disgusting

link to this video on YT? Seriously can't find it

WOALA!

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

anyone got the one of the chinese looking guy holding the wrapper in front of his mouth and pushing food into his mouth, taking the wrapper with it?

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EVERY FUCKING BOARD ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE IS PURE UNADULTERATED AUTISM.

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Hahahahaha/kek

what on earth did they mean by this?

This pussy didn't even take a bite

i need to eat three of these with a bottle of rakia and some beer

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youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY

What the fuck she threw away like half the fucking meat this bitch is mental

What are those squishy cubeish things with the filling?

Anyone have those webms of the girls making food and then getting fucked by black guys?

try /tv/

THANK YOU SO MUCH I THOUGHT IT WAS LOST FOREVER

it's not there so i came here. do you have it?

Thanks! Also thought it was gone. Actually bookmarked it

This triggers the autist

Are you sure thats not a brain

foodporn is over there

is this the Veeky Forums-eqivalent of "newfags can't triforce"?

shit aside, I'm curious. What is this and how do I make this?

This is just as stupid as that "don't forget the olive" webm. It can't be serious.

The eggs are actually fully cooked, you've just never had proper scrambled eggs before.

kek, when did his kid turn into a total douchebag?

read the filename.

did it just after I posted, thanks

HOW FUCKING BAD CAN ONE MAN FUCK UP A CORNDOG JESUS CHRIST

Chickens have way more food value if you collect their eggs until they're too old to lay, you dumbfuck.

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>strachetta di pollo
>being such an autistic and hipster that you can't call your tendies what they are

My gf whined with more and more concern the longer this went on.

Nice 850cal sandy. Fat fucks.

This is an act of BDSM to eat that

He was even wearing the gloves to go with it

PAN NICE AND COLD

That's how scrambled eggs are supposed to look.
There's nothing wrong with these.

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Did you mean this?

I thought that was lost forever. Bless your heart, mate.

Post this on Veeky Forums.

isn't this gonna give him salmonella

So fucking perfect, too bad I'll probably never have any. Looks like too much of that brown sauce though. Does anyone know what that is?

gee venkatesh, how did you lose your hand

at least he'll get so much cholesterol that he'll die in 1 month

pastries lol

Someone didn't hug him enough when he was a child.

I'll make her whine the next time you go out.

>Fuck you, dad. Whatchu gon do about it,?

Most likely some sort of demi-glaze sauce from Japan

repeat after me

dietary cholesterol has no significant effect on HDL or LDL levels

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dietary cholesterol has significant effect on HDL or LDL levels

I've never seen a better omelette than this.

Oh great! Now I can drink bacon grease since a Veeky Forums sperge said it was perfectly fine. Next time I see my medfag I'll tell him he got btfo by a poster on an anonymous Indian snake charmers board.

>he's never had a grilled cheese

Why are europoors so obsessed with America?

Do you even keto?

do you honestly mean to tell me that little patty is capable of replenishing the energy you spent swinging heavy metal pans around for hours?

>gaston.webm

>keto

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