If you knew that you were going to be marooned on an island and can only choose one Veeky Forums what would it be?

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I wouldn't have time to read, I'd be busy building shelter, collecting food and water, and building a raft to get off the island. If I had to get a book I would take a navigational handbook with star charts, sea maps, etc.

Either of these are right.

i would bring a dictionary

any given books has some of the words

but with a dictionary, i would have them all at my disposal

Ok dwight

A book on how to survive on a dessert island

just eat the dessert

Probably the Odyssey for entertainment due to its varied episodes, and its theme of endurance in the face of adversity. But maybe I wouldn't pick it at all because it would remind me too much of my predicament, so I'm not totally sure about it.

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I would recite Finnegans Wake aloud over and over until I had the whole thing memorized, and then I would walk around and say it to myself until all the puzzle pieces clicked and I achieved satori.

Don Quijote.

Minecraft recipe guide

I already live in Australia.

journey to the west
something really long I can read over and over again and have fun doing it

The Fault in Our Stars, but preferably 23 of them.

If I knew for sure I'd do something to get stuck on a desert island, I'd probably not do the thing that would make me get stuck on a desert island in a first place. No book needed.