Things that activate your almonds

Gf is making a mess in the kitchen.

gfs make terrible kitchen messes.

My gf cooks some awesome stuff but cleaning as she goes is not her strong suit.

>gf stands next to me while I cook
It's cute as heck but effectively means I can't move anywhere quickly, and forget about draining pasta or dicing vegetables

Mine is the same. When I do the cooking starting from a clean kitchen I love being able to just tidy up as I go along, makes the end cleanup a breeze, but the lady does not have that talent.

desu visiting her home triggers the shit out of me because her mother does the same thing.

Is your girlfriend a dog

This

Mine does the same, it's annoying as fuck. She smells food and becomes an angry Veliciraptor. I want to say "get the fuck out of my way" but I restrain. Just go sit on the couch and watch tv until I'm done.

Lmao I'm this kind of gf. I know it could be annoying af as I wouldnt want anyone watching me do my shit either, but tbf I'm just trying to see if there's anything I can help with or how he does it. Most of the time I just clean up while he cooks tho.

>tfw no gf

there was this time when i made soup with the girl i love in secret. it was like 14 years ago or so.

Still love her but she is being assfucked by his boyfriend right now

Women are a lot more autistic about cleaning than men you fucking virgins.

t. roastie

Not true at all.

Women aren't inherently neat freaks, they have to be raised to be neat and organized.

...

>girlfriend would cook, I would clean
>she uses every single fucking dish and utensil we have every time

>women
>clean

you've obviously never been in a women's bathroom. at my last job the new people had to clean the bathrooms, kitchen, etc, and the things i saw in the women's room were horrifying. i was so glad when they hired someone after me

women are gross

>tfw no gf

My imaginary gf burning my pancakes.

Tfw we're both adults who take turns cleaning and cooking and we have a cozy nice meal every night.

from back when i lived with my parents

>they drink coffee every morning
>lots of french vanilla creamer and sugar
>drip that shit everywhere
>leave half full cups of coffee in the sink without rinsing them out
>complained when we got ants fucking everywhere

it pissed me off so fucking bad

child's play

>last night
>ask bf to fetch magnesium citrate while I'm at work
>tell him it looks like a soda bottle
>bc he won't give anal to unclog butthole
>after a whole week o greasey cookin'
>bf decides to pick up magnesium
>magnesium. pills.
>thought it was the same thing because it had the word 'magnesium' in it
>it's like picking up lye instead of table salt because both contain the word 'sodium'
Men are fucking retarded and can't even identify objects, no less be able to organize a meal and clean up proper save for Gordon Ramsey.
And yes I eventually pooped.

get on my level

This is a cooking board
Why do I want to hear about your clogged asshole
The only relation this has to food is that you briefly mentioned that you eat like shit, nasty ol' cunt

>/c9k/

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>eat whole plant foods

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>never need laxative

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:^)

Mirror glaze is such a trash meme, along with crystal gel flower cakes

why do normies have such shit taste even in food

Why do I want to hear about your alcoholism
Why do I want to hear about your fast food memes
Why do I want to hear about your mukbang bulimics
Just admit this board hasn't been about cooking for awhile, triggerino.