Is your ice cream frozen?

>sous chef come here please
>yes chef
>are you using a knoife to help you cut things?
>yes chef
>Oh fuck me

>travel to Italy
>make friends with a trattoria owner (tiny mom and pop place)
>they invite me to cook with them
>the moment I grab the soap and start washing meat they go "wtf are you doing"
>turns out they don't wash their meat OR fruit
>turns out it's norm for all of Italy

>knoife

>doesn't like a nice inactive almond stew
what are you some kind of normie?

Aleppo soap is god tier

Aleppo?

>washing meat
>Washing meat with soap

the fuck

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A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?

is this some sort of meme i missed or are you retarded?

>you put the cheese on the bottom of the pizza?
>yes chief
>fuck me

why did I find this so funny

>washing meat

did spaghetti fall out of your pockets too?

Ol' stoner gary always ditched geography class to smoke with the janitors

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>are your proofs written in childish negro vernacular?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

It's amazing how much difference the context makes with rats. If that's your pet it's a cutie and basically a tiny dog, but if you just found it in your sink I would advice you to poison the fuck out of it and its entire family.

Who is this supposed to be?

I'm concerned about Gordons sex addiction. Propositioning co-workers and peers is not appropriate workplace behavior

Veeky Forums meme, she's a black woman from hawaii who was basically given a free phd in math from princeton for being a black woman and complaining enough about "muh equality" and "muh racism" her phd thesis is written in child-like babble and doesn't actually argue anything mathematical.

Most thesis are.

>that's a pretty big dick
>yes chef
>fuck me..

>i have pusy
>i see that chef
>fuck me...

I get that most theses are written simply because they have to be but damn she didn't even try to make it look legit

only if you study some liberal arts garbage.

Kek'd hard

Link to the thesis?

theliberatedmathematician.com/math

BEPIS
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Hello, my name's NIIINO!

>is your ketchup in the refridgerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>are your eggs in the refrigerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

Underrated

Nino?

>is your dick hard?
>yes daddy
>fuck me

>the eggs, do you lay them yourself?
>n-no chef
>fuck me...

LAMB

maths is a liberal art

This sounds like slander.

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Can you buy fresh shelled peas anywhere?

never wash raw meat you freak

>>replying to copypasta

If only heard of washing as in rinsing under water. People actually use soap for that?

>is this fucking mold in the kitchen?!
>yes chef...
>fuck me...

Yes.