ITT: a pretty trans girl cooks lamb testicles!

they each have a membrane around the delicious inner goodness. the membrane is edible if you cook it long enough. will not be doing that here. i have different plans for the membranes anyway :)

post the most racy blue board friend pic pls.

The tattoo ruins it. It's literally the worst thing you'll ever do to your body.

Post benis

Post boipucci, I´d rail it senseless.

this is the weirdest fetishpost I've ever seen on this board.

these.

was initially going to go with almond meal because it's healthier, but it doesn't stick so well to things in my experience so i went with corn meal. it's gluten free still, but not up to my usual healthy standards :)

seasonings are just cayenne, cumin, and some other random stuff. salt.

also i'm op and this is not me ew.

Dinner is served

Irrelevant. You post became delete worthy when you attentionwhored about your mental illness in the OP and proceeded to post a picture of yourself.

fun with membranes! xD

>fat little 14 year old boy hands
no thanks

yeah these aren't the most flattering pics of my hands. bad angle....

they're totally not big or anything!

i'm actually going to save the membranes to throw in with some bones while making bone broth. hope some nutrients make their way out of the membranes but who really knows lol

t. assblasted roastie mad she's been made irrelevant by someone cuter than her with a dick
kys

>tranny mutilating male sexual organs

what kind of modern art is this?

>your average british woman

>t.
The gayness is palpable.

>using hurtful slurs
kys!

kys roastie

This better end with them being deepfried

lol! this made me smile xD

you're my favorite poster in thread so far. though...

this person is right. "tranny" is a word that carries negative connotations and that's no fun :O

is shallow fried okay lol

Pretty big balls for a lamb wtf

You are a gay man.

You realize emoticons make you look stupid instead of cute, right?

Its time to stop samefagging

>muh angle
eat less, tubs

I've never eaten testicles. Might try one day though, we'll see. In the meantime, could you describe the taste a bit?

>borderline
>38%
every tranny ive met was borderline af but i didnt think it was this bad

>sample size of 21
please gas yourself

wait isn't that from an iranian study or something?

you really think trans are easy to find?

texture-wise they're very chewy. they're honestly mostly flavorless though. not something i'd do just for the taste desu

slice those testicles thin! :)

there's more than fucking 21 of them in the United States for one

>trans aren't easy to find therefore my ridiculous sample size is not a problem and these results mean anything whatsoever

U sure this isn't all your bodily fluids from dilation

hmm, I see. I might still try them, but one problem persists : where would one find some? Do you have to buy them at the slaughterhouse directly or is there a more practical way to get some.

how do you know?
never seen a tranny in my life

the sample is not ridiculous if the number of trannies is ridiculous

>tfw a man in a dress gets more (you)s than you

Serbia.

Maybe it's because you're ugly user

Go take some estrogen and turn your male penis into a female penis and you'll get all kinds of attention

>eating shit tier meat for political reasons
It's like those burnout fucks who get pitbulls desu.

grasslandbeef.com/

this place sells high quality meats, and is where i purchased these lovely testicles!

>Never seen a tranny in my life
How do you know?

You practicing for when you castrate yourself?

Unironically kys op

All you look like is a dude in girls clothes, and youll never be accepted as one.

>unironically believing that trannies can "pass" irl
chuckled desu

try soup #5
don't listen to this mentally ill man

is this a fetish thing?

it sounds like a fetish thing.

eggs are a nutritional wonderfood and have a myriad of uses in cooking xD

i get so fucking excited about eggs. these i buy from a coworker of mine that raises his own chickens :)

Why is being trans relevant, other than you wanting attention?

No it is about denying being gay and trying to seduce straight men.

>imagine being this upset about a stranger just living her life
Sad!

Increased gender variance in autism spectrum disorders and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24619651

>her

Eggs like you'll never have growing in your faux-womb.

...

>has never gotten a tattoo

Let me guess, there's nothing in your life that you feel so strongly about that you're willing to permanently display it on your skin for let, yet at the same time you'll devour mcchickens at the rate that your stomach evokes utter revulsion in people walking down the street. Typical.

>Reddit spacing
kys!

OP does your dick look girly?

U mad, elicia?

Agreed
Cringed

>Let me guess, there's nothing in your life that you feel compeled to seek unwarranted attention for so bad you waste your money and time getting a drawing, that placed anywhere but the skin, would be considered a subpar drawing
fix

>mentioning reddit
>exclamation point

KYS my man

here's that corn meal and seasoning mix. also a slice of lamb oyster :)

I BET OP IS TRICKING US AND HE'S ACTUALLY SHOWING US HIM EATING HIS OWN TESTICLES.

To be fair, I've seen "normal" (not even fat) chicks where I'd rather fuck a man to avoid them. And a handful of men who are cuter than the average girl so who knows. lgbt disgust me though because the only girl I ever liked turned out to be lesbian. Its 2D for me from here on out.

>doesn't have a tattoo
>commences operation: sour grapes

Heh, I used to feel the same way until I got a tattoo. Live a little.

BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

boy you def have me fucked up

fuck off

shit poster

fuck off attention whore
die in a fire
sage
report
hide

>sour grapes over a subpar drawing
I already got mspaint, thank you.

Nothing wrong with a dude going shirtless.

sure, you try to act cute and 1/1000 or whatever men might willingly engage in physical intimacy with you, but how is your personality? you can already tell mine is shit.

hey, look! the cooking part is starting!

the moment everyone has been waiting for lol

why is the guy cooking?

guy just took his top off to show his chest. stop being a fucknut

I want to hold your face down onto that pan.

unrelated, but glad to see someone else also likes that manhwa
sage for unrelated

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hell yeah my man, that shit is awesome.

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!!

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>no temp control
>coating fell apart
I don't care about your queer status, I need you to leave for cooking reasons

lol what are you talking about :P

>everyone has the same goals in a meal

the whole point of frying is to accomplish even cooking >:^(

I thought it was to get a nice crust