Writers with the worst fetishes? Do you know any apart from the most famous one like Joyce's?

Writers with the worst fetishes? Do you know any apart from the most famous one like Joyce's?

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Kafka was a never nude

Kerouac was a fag.

Fitzgerald was a foot fetishist

why is everyone into feet????

Rousseau had a mommy kink

btw Joyce had the coolest fetishes i wish he was my daddy

George W?

Everyone has a mommy kink

t. Sigmund FRAUD

Any good/great writers with armpit/navel fetishes? Asking for my son's wife

So is everyone

there's a part in ulysses about filling the navel with cum

joyce had a fetish?

what fetish did Joyce have?

Didn't he abandon his daughter who had schizophrenia or something like that?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Plato was a gay pedophile.

There's always that story about Proust masturbating to rodents being pierced by needles.

he was into farts, panties, maybe into shit
he also liked to call Nora whore or slave
and submit her

there are plenty of dirty letters he wrote to Nora, just google it

and i also read he liked being spanked

where have you read it? Shit i thought he was just a normal fag

Hemingway, easily, his fetish was absolutely disgusting. He liked women, regular women, would fuck them in the vagina only

How perverse!

Fuck you, B. Arthur is a literary treasure.

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Kafka was into lesbian porn and bestiality.

>be Kafka
>have a beautiful gf who apparently loves you
>come back from work
>find her getting fucked by your golden retriever
>become a loner and start writing about pointlessness, horror and alienation

i thought Kafka was gay

theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2008/aug/15/kafkasguiltypleasures

No gay porn in his stash.

because once you understand they're the most patrician (read: interesting and beautifully complex) part of the body, you can't help but love them

and so was Pasolini

>interesting and beautifully complex) part of the body
those would be the hands. though feet are still sexier.

This stands for all the greeks, really.

Also Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare.


By the way (and I usually hate to make this distinction) they were all hebephiles. Having sex with kids who are under 14yo would have been horrifying for them too.

Your distinction is correct

disgusting

i thought kafka liked feet

shakespeare wasn't bisexual?

Check out Jun'ichirō Tanizaki if you're into feet ;)

He was bisexual for teen boys

>tfw the Greeks, Snakespeare, Wilde and Mann would have been trap posters

Sexualized simulacra of Jesus on the cross

oh, and weather stations as well

i feel like i'm the only one who is not into feet

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I'm not a footfag either but feet are cute, and I'd like a footjob, just not licking them or anything. Also armpits.

>just not licking them
what if they're perfectly clean and soft?

>kafka will never ask you to do weird things in bed that make you uncomfortable but you do them for him anyway because you love him and then you wind up regretting it for the rest of your life and end up killing yourself

>I'm not a footfag but I'd like a footjob
i have some bad news

Joyce got sexual satisfaction from being protected by strong men.

youtube.com/watch?v=qpPsAojqcKo

thank you Veeky Forums for getting me to read les meteores

Do you like handjobs? Are you a handfag?

No. Honestly the only way I would like to touch a foot is if it's touching my cock.

Can you confirm it's super patrician?

No he wasn't. He got some weird fetish for his friends girlfriends and wives, though. He tended to hide into some corner while the couples fought. He fucked first and second wife of Cassady. Even went as far as tried to lure Carolyn with him to Mexico for a 'vacation' at the time when she was in a period of vague happiness with Neil. And he wanted to "jump straight into" Henry Cru's girlfriend from the top of a boat.

That one is fake.

He also liked feet though